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BURGER KING RULES......

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BK RULES! the best fast food. oh and wendys is good too but i didnt feel like mentioning that up top. yah so anyways . BURGER BOY KING.

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Guest professor poopatronic

one of my guilty pleasures. although i haven't eaten there in a few months

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i swear... i only eat there when im stoned.

 

and i fuggin EAT. im talkin douple whopper w/ cheese, big ass fries, order of onion rings, wearing the crown, munching down hard, loud as a bitch.

 

some of the best times of my life.

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Guest serpent of the light

fuckin go! vegetarian

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Originally posted by suburbian bum

OH my god dude i hATE BK, ITS the nastyest crap fuck gross man. Fuck you all.

 

Indeed.

 

It's all about In N Out. Grass fed fresh beef, store-made fries, ice cream shakes. When you compare that to the shit-laced grain fed processed frozen beef, frozen processed fries, and shakes made from syrup you find at your standard fast food restaurant (mcdonalds, BK, etc...), well, I think In N Out sounds a whole lot better....

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Burger King Rules

 

Rule number one: Don't eat Burger King.

 

Rule number two: If you must eat Burger King, eat only fries. They are safe.

 

Rule number three: Do not, under any circumstances show your penis to the child standing next to you in line.

 

Rule number four: As Humpty suggests, Get busy in the bathroom.

 

Rule number five: Order a Whopper with no meat. It's only .50 cents.

 

Rule number six: Order a Whopper with no bun. It's messy.

 

Rule number seven: see rule number three.

 

Rule number eight: The cardboard crown gives you no right to stand on the table and proclaim "This is my kingdom, all of ye shall bow before me and slurp thy royal Whopper!"

 

Rule number nine: The cardboard crown gives you no right to kick the smaller children out of the "Burger King Fun Zone" so that you and your "Court Jesters" can safely hold mock WWF wrestling tournaments in the inflateable castle.

 

Rule number ten: Ask for an application as you are being escorted out the door. The Management is required by law to give you a copy.

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what, no one up in here likes in-n-out but me? no i run up in BK often. the usual 2 double cheeseburgers plain and large onion rings straight out the fryer.

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

whoppers handle the munchies like a mutha fucka

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Guest uncle-boy

whoppers are synonymous with B.O.

 

but i still eat um................with cheese plain please.

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being played? i think not.

 

i gotta put wendy's above burger king, because wendy's has the tripple cheese burger. or as i refer to it, "the if you survive eating this, you'll wish you hadn't".

 

 

but i still hit bk on the regular for the critical eatdown.

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word... the chicken sandwich is dope too

 

but motherfuck those fries, onion rings oner.

 

what's up with those tacos, dun?

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