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oh god here the fuckin come

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its 300 PM and i just woke up, and i feel the nastiest beer shits brewing in my gut, i dont think the next few minutes will be pretty. i already feel demoralized

 

 

god here they come

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haha!

 

i woke up once after a night of drinking and oc's.

i had the worst headache ever and the rumbling in my

gut was something to be feared.

 

after lurching forward some sputum from my stomache,

which made me want to pass out from the intense pain

in my skull, i sat on the toilet for maybe 30 minutes letting

my bowels cleanse themselves (like an oven on self clean mode)

which made my whole body hurt.

 

then, i walked about 3 blocks in the middle of summer, head pounding every step

to my place and passed the fuck out.

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haha, corona and milwaukee's beast do that.

 

some mixed drinks do that to me, but i can never remember which ones.

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steel reserve and cocaine last night. bad headache and fatigued today.

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Guest spectr

doesn't this belong in the stool consisty thread then?

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Righ Said Fred laughs at you Right Said Fred smoked 6 blunts yesterday and still feels burnt out from yesterday:o Righ Said Fred is cutting down on the chronic for awhile

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That's what I'm sayin...what I got the liquor shits I'm on that jumpin out of bed, runnin downstairs, pullin my pants down before I even hit the bathroom type steez

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no way. the after grog bog is part of the whole ritual of getting heavily intoxicated. its a beautiful thing.

 

 

edit* drink a heap of ginger wine and the next mornings after grog bog will not only be green but sting your nostrils also.

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no way. the after grog bog is part of the whole ritual of getting heavily intoxicated. its a beautiful thing.

 

 

edit* drink a heap of ginger wine and the next mornings after grog bog will not only be green but sting your nostrils also.

 

exactly. the day is spent nursing your hangover and going out again and getting drunk

 

i foudn out yesterday that vietnamese coup cures hangovers quick. its this shit called PHO beef noodle soup

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