10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 its 300 PM and i just woke up, and i feel the nastiest beer shits brewing in my gut, i dont think the next few minutes will be pretty. i already feel demoralized god here they come Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 haha! i woke up once after a night of drinking and oc's. i had the worst headache ever and the rumbling in my gut was something to be feared. after lurching forward some sputum from my stomache, which made me want to pass out from the intense pain in my skull, i sat on the toilet for maybe 30 minutes letting my bowels cleanse themselves (like an oven on self clean mode) which made my whole body hurt. then, i walked about 3 blocks in the middle of summer, head pounding every step to my place and passed the fuck out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Gotta love them wet wipes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted July 16, 2006 Author Share Posted July 16, 2006 ok, that was officially the first time i have ever had green diarreah. im talking green tea ice cream green, another reason to never drink corona, ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 haha, corona and milwaukee's beast do that. some mixed drinks do that to me, but i can never remember which ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrTeeth Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Guinness = tough solid black shits. It's not called "the tonic" for nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 steel reserve and cocaine last night. bad headache and fatigued today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 doesn't this belong in the stool consisty thread then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krakatau Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 And you had time to post about it first? They aren't that bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right Said Fred Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Righ Said Fred laughs at you Right Said Fred smoked 6 blunts yesterday and still feels burnt out from yesterday:o Righ Said Fred is cutting down on the chronic for awhile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 That's what I'm sayin...what I got the liquor shits I'm on that jumpin out of bed, runnin downstairs, pullin my pants down before I even hit the bathroom type steez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truth Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 thats why i love trees, and stay away from the brew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 no way. the after grog bog is part of the whole ritual of getting heavily intoxicated. its a beautiful thing. edit* drink a heap of ginger wine and the next mornings after grog bog will not only be green but sting your nostrils also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted July 17, 2006 Author Share Posted July 17, 2006 no way. the after grog bog is part of the whole ritual of getting heavily intoxicated. its a beautiful thing. edit* drink a heap of ginger wine and the next mornings after grog bog will not only be green but sting your nostrils also. exactly. the day is spent nursing your hangover and going out again and getting drunk i foudn out yesterday that vietnamese coup cures hangovers quick. its this shit called PHO beef noodle soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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