BalognaZone Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 every post you make makes me think i had you pegged all wrong (ie wildly unsafe), and if that's the case, my bad. i agree with the brake tapping thing, by which i mean i agree that it is a bad idea. what i mean by courteous is allowing other people to do what they want on the road and expecting the same from them. in other words, if someone wants to go faster in the left lane them me, i get right. conversely i expect them to vacate the left lane if they aren't going fast enough, but i tend to effect this by means of flashing high beams, rather than tailgaiting. on the other hand, if someone wants to go faster than i'm going in the left lane, when i am travelling as fast as that lane will allow and it is clear that no one will be going fast than this because the lane is full as far as the eye can see, then i'm sorry, but you riding my ass, no homo, is not going to get me to tailgate the guy in front of me. that's just an increased risk to go the exact same speed. this happened to me the other day; the guy got so mad at me (or maybe just the traffic in general), that he swerved into the lane to the right, sped up, passed about 7 cars on the right, then slipped into the fastlane again to go the exact same speed. that dude is scum. and this is the type of driver i had you figured for, krakatau, and i seem to have been mistaken. i just hope that when you are discourteous to dickhead drivers that you are safe about it, because some people will fly the fuck off the handle, and this can be bad for everyone on the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krakatau Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 what i mean by courteous is allowing other people to do what they want on the road and expecting the same from them. YES! Chalk it up to miscommunication. I'm sure I come off as some sort of redneck halfwit on here most of the time, no worries. ------>BalognaZone is now my homie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Hey, I thought of a good one... I was going to screen capture it, but that would take some effort. Anyway, I really fucking hate the advertisement for the "New Generation of Smilies, Now With Sound!" and you fucking roll over it and it makes that obnoxious "Helllloooo" That shit sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 so I have a new one.... THE SLOW FRIEND OF A FRIEND So I wake up late on sunday morning and the girl and I figure we should go for brunch. She invites her slow friend to come along. I dont mind this girl, she's nice enough, BUT EVERYTHING SHE DOES IS SLOW. I'm ready to go and I end up having to wait 5min while she gets ready. We get to the patio, and she needs 'a few extra mintues' to order her food. While she's wasting time deciding between eggs and ham or just eggs, a table of 10 people are ordering on the other side of the patio. that means they will get their order in before us, and we'll be sitting around like suckers. bah! Then after all that, she's the worlds slowest eater. Once it's all done, I've got my money on the table, ready to split, but she's gotta go to the bathroom, and DOES IT BEFORE PAYING. So I'm wating another 10 minutes for her to get back, then figure out her part of the bill. Somehow a simple impromptu bruch ends up taking an hour and a half. The short version: You can be a lazy stoner on your own time, but keep up with the pack or get left behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Yeah, but what really happened is she made you fall behind. You ought to have paid and left while she was in the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 yeah... my money for my food was on the table. bah.... people who slow down the group are annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouEstou Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 I hate people that are late all the damn time I panic if Im a minute or three behind schedule, I dont like to waste other people's time...but some people can show up a good 20-30 minutes late and not even care. What the fuck?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 When im with slow people it drives me NUTS. Like when buddys bring their girlfriends with us when were doing somthing they KNOW they cant handle such as wondering around abandon buildings and rock quarrys at 2 in the morning. If i a fucking monsters runs at us that bitch better be a track star or some shit. Were climbing shit and breaking things and shes tippy-toeing around like Freddy krugers around every corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Jump Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 assholes who eat all the marshmallows out of my box of lucky charms and then put that shit back like its still good. the driver in front of me who tries to merge onto the freeway doin 35mph. you gonna kill us both bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 cell phone users- especially on the train..or people walking down a busy sidewalk not paying attention because theyre flapping their fucking jaws. women who wear entirely too much perfume-i shouldnt dry heave when i sit next to you, because you bathed in cheap knockoff perfume this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 my cell phone provider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted July 26, 2006 Author Share Posted July 26, 2006 here's another one.... when someone blames someone else when things go wrong (I'm thinking in a business sence here) I just dont get how someone can be the lead in failed / problematic projects and blame anyone but themself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 How about when you get dragged out, broke, to a fucking club that ends up with 25 people there, tops. And then you try to move an ottoman, and, because there was glass jutting out of it, get cut up and bleed profusely. Then, after explaining to the owner of the club what happened (and getting several band-aids off of him), ask him nicely for a beer for the troubles, and he, like a snake, walks off without even a "yes" or a "no". I made sure the owner overheard parts of my plan to come back on another night and destroy every mirror in the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouEstou Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 the driver in front of me who tries to merge onto the freeway doin 35mph. you gonna kill us both bitch. Thats the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 People that use 'u' rather typing out "you." Same with any other stupid 13-year-old-girl-using-the-internet type shit. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalognaZone Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 YES! Chalk it up to miscommunication. I'm sure I come off as some sort of redneck halfwit on here most of the time, no worries. ------>BalognaZone is now my homie. here's lookin at you, nukkah. my real pet peeve is people who have outdated pet peeves. like 'i'm tired of people using cell phones during the previews at movies.' well i'm tired of hearing about it. that must be a sharp ass ax, since you've ben grinding it for about a decade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 pet peeve.......people breathing through their noses hella loud while eating next to you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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