war terror Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 ^^right, its really just having the balls... ussually the people what get fucked cuz of graff either have balls or are stupid... just go to a spot and do your shit till the cops come... thats my idea.... do your shit till you hear or see cops... simple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOh Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 and then get arrested ... please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carisma Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Have a box of Krispy Kreme donuts ready..as soon as the cop comes close toss a donut into the street.The cop will then run after it and get hit by a car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 dude all REAL writers hire illegal immigrants to paint for them you fucking faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gurners_with_burners Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 graffiti isnt for small towns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonysoprano Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 the music on that video really sucked balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool Water Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 If I was your Dad I would probably have a habit of throwing whatever I was eating at you everytime you opened your mouth ahahahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 graffiti isnt for small towns 1234. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 wait people actually paint? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 If you use more than 5 colors on any piece of city property (NOT private), It is considered "Enhancing cosmetics of the commons" and therefore exempt from any sort of criminal prosecution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalognaZone Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 yoooo sonz, graff is all abowt teh ballz! you need to find really good writerz because they will always help you, just let them know you've never painted before. also, get a clown suit and face make up and bomb as a clown, this can have three effects, all of which help you 1.) reverse sycologee. people will be too confused to think that a clown would do n e thing wrong. 2.) they could have seen the movie 'it' and will be shit scared of you. 3.) you could pretend to actually be a clown and entertain them. i think someone on this forum once said 'i hate my parents. my passion for graff is all i have.' that's the type of attitude that would make me respect you as a l33t 8o|\/|83r. actually, i think the best advice has already been given: hang your stirrups up before this mule hoof fucks you in the mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 The best way to not get caught is to use irrational superstition. Only paint when the spirit moves you, and if something isn't shaking right (The cans in your backpack perhaps) it probably means that the cops are in on it. Don't wait for the cops to show up; run away at the instant the thought of donuts and bacon enters your mindspace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
life 404 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 i usually paint when someone gets me angry. i paint to releive sress alot too. cuz at that point when your real pissed about something u just dont give a fuck whether or not u get caught. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Yeah, paint when it feels like no one in the world cares about you. That's the time for some deviltry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 i paint otherwise i get withdrawal symptoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zEr0 Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Take a lot of guns and ammo and then it's ok ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleptembers Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 dont ask for advice writers are normaly dicks, (obviously), you got figure shit out on your own,, you should anticipate it taking alot of years to get decent, then thats when the fun starts, if you count running, geting hurt and locked up fun, then you might do alright,, in general write by your self and rember that just cus you have a common intrest in something doesnt make a stranger your freind.. besides if your doing your thing corect on your own its likely some one will extend there knowlege to you, to further your graff,, but still.. dont trust em!! haha..:o :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNR Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 ssaaaaaaay wwwwwhhhhhhtatttttt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOVA-3dc Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 I write in a small town too, Charlotetown PEI. The best advice I have, fellow small-towner, is this: In daylight, only use markers and stickers in fairly hidden spots... behind abandoned buildings, roads no-one drives on, schools (during summer vacation).... You can use paint in daylight in extremely safe spots, but be careful. Most in-the-open stuff should be done at around 2am. Try to come up with a simple disguise, since in small towns people know everyone. I wear an orange hat, nerd glasses with no lenses, and a red and white hankerchief. The key is to hide your hair, forehead, eyebrows, nose and mouth. Just keep your eyes and cheeks visisble, and you're good. The main thing is to make sure no-one knows you're interested in graf at all. The only people who should know are other writers who you know you can trust. Also, learn to be silent and sneaky. Even though I'm in a small town, I've still painting on rooftops and in alleys in broad daylight. Keep yourself up, and spray it safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhalethefumes Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 find some freights plain and simple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livetodestro Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Please tell me this isn't "Kasa" from Philly...:dunce: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤Shark¤ Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 yoooo sonz, graff is all abowt teh ballz! you need to find really good writerz because they will always help you, just let them know you've never painted before. also, get a clown suit and face make up and bomb as a clown, this can have three effects, all of which help you 1.) reverse sycologee. people will be too confused to think that a clown would do n e thing wrong. 2.) they could have seen the movie 'it' and will be shit scared of you. 3.) you could pretend to actually be a clown and entertain them. i think someone on this forum once said 'i hate my parents. my passion for graff is all i have.' that's the type of attitude that would make me respect you as a l33t 8o|\/|83r. actually, i think the best advice has already been given: hang your stirrups up before this mule hoof fucks you in the mouth. HAHAHAHAHHAHA I find it hilarious that you spell "the" like "teh", and bomber like 8o|\/|83r. DUDE are you a fucking keyboard warrior or what :) , or maybe your just pro and pwn n00bs alot. There is no point tagging in a small town. It only makes it more obvious that there is one person doing it, and thus you will be caught o' so much quicker. Go bigger is my advice. As in bigger cities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony from Brooklyn Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Become God. If you're God you can just look at a wall, and your graffiti will magically appear on it. Who's gonna arrest you then? Huh? To find out how to become God, check the movie Bruce Almighty, starring Jim Carrey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 oh thats just stupid we all know morgan freeman doesnt really exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurtisWarren Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Just be sensible and dont let onto anyone AT ALL that you write. Try not to just hammer the same routes or areas. Jump on a train or get a mate to drive you to somewhere a little bit more built up then get a few hits up there. The most important thing is to keep your house completely clean of flicks, sketches whether on your computer or not. Even after you have deleted a file off your PC it will still be there. Goodluck mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤Shark¤ Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 thats almost too late then. he's on these forums. can't delet it off his computer.......good luck though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaftie Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 uhhhhh, if you dont want to get caught? honestly bring a fat kid bombing, that way when the cops DO chase you he will be slow and get caught instead of you, but make sure he keeps his fucking mouth shut, or you kick the shit out of tubby. BEST ADVICE ON NOT GETTING CAUGHT IVE EVER BEEN GIVEN. everything else i figured out on my own. like i shove my cans in a article of clothing in my backpack to make them quieter and bring gloves to keep paint off of your hands, and roll up your sleeves, and get the fat kid to keep a look out for you. but honestly i dont care if you get caught or not, thats your problem not mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M3NT4L1TY Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Well if your fat and slow workout and get skinny and being able to run real fast. Since your in a small town find out where a train yard is thats the closest to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 get skinny? and get beaten silly with your own paint? get buff and smash the cops back! YEAH! LETS DO THIS THING!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest qwerty Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Oh man, the fat kid advice is the BEST advice you will get. Some more advice is, dont ask for advice on the 12 home dood, cause your gonna get advice from toys and dickheads, hence filling you up with 99.9% bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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