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Turn a Phrase!

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Well.. I'm sure this has been done before... But what the hell... Funny phrases that you or some one you know have come up with... Ill start out with mine:

 

"Its not the motion of the ocean, but how many ships are in the sea"

 

I use this phrase when friends of mine are going to be getting laid and I want in on the action. It's like saying "Hey man, let me get in there!"

 

Id love to hear all yalls phrases too.

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"Breaking hearts and making headlines left and right"

 

---when folks ask me what I've been doing and i don't want to mention anything specific

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"we must work together, or together we will get worked"

 

while playing smash brothers

 

i also ghostride the ship on the starfox level

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"You could be the best engineer of the best bridges in all the land. Suck one cock, and you are no longer a bridge builder, you're a cock-sucker."

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On a scale of 1 to 10' date=' this shit is gay.[/quote']

 

this is pretty much what i was going to say after reading the first post so ill just quote it let that be that.

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"Its not the motion of the ocean, but how many ships are in the sea"

 

 

That's brilliant!

 

I have a bunch, but I'm not comfortable sharing them just now. Maybe when i'm drunk and in the mood.

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On a scale of 1 to 10' date=' this shit is gay.[/quote']

 

Gold !!!!

 

still loling !!!

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homeless black guy walks into the record store im in and starts yelling at all the white customers "everyone wants to be black until the cops come!"

 

hiking down the side of a mountian to the river....and a guy hiking back up saying "man turn back now...the river sucked...the juice is not worth the squeeze"

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