Blood Feast Island Man Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 true story. a good friend of mine is painting a rooftop, slips and falls onto a pike on a railing, has stictches on his arse cheek, told he can't have a shit for a week. a week later, when the levvy breaks, fuckin' 'ell................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 http://www.joyangeles.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Yea so... The force actually rocketed the turd down the pipe like a torpedo. So no report. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED THIS!?!?!?! I skipped work for the last two days, so not nearly enough Ch. 0 surfing as is necessary. Today: Halfway solid halfway mush, darker brown, possibly mexican? slightly messy wiping but not to the point of mudd butt. About 3 or 4 solid wipes, one more just to be sure. A rather relieving dump, as i had just awoken and after 5-10 minutes checking my mail & 12oz, i proceeded to take said dump. The dump lasted about 2-3 minutes and i read a small excerpt from some book my mom gave me. I need more of those Uncle John poo books. *edit - i took a shower soon after. now this thread is official. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 i didnt poop today :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 i didnt poop today :( NO POOP FOR YOU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 this was my thread idea today, multiple peices, a soft light brown consistency, easy wipeup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 http://www.joyangeles.com :eek: This is nearly my exact facial transistion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 And a reply with relevance to the matter at hand: My cheeks have yet to smile upon the porcelain goddess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broke1 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 my god, you all are sick, y the fuk are u all talkin about how to take a shit, i meen fuk sum things should be kept private!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y.ouA.intS.hitR.eally Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 EBP your shit popped off. The thread is going nicely I see. Unfortunately I didn't realize it was a play by play, or I would've paid more attention to the small details of my loaf pinching. Good shit though, I felt a sense of accomplishment after I flushed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 i'm still waiting... this is no good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Friday - -Morning poop action. I read some excerpt about the male children that are often kicked out of Polygamist Mormon communities. -It came very slow. Since i had just awoken shortly before, my body still needed to catch up. -They were pretty solid, not too wet or mushy, but the last few turds definitely hailed from that other steak torta con avocado con a lot of salsa. THEY WERE SOME SPICY TURDS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerm4 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 my god' date=' you all are sick, y the fuk are u all talkin about how to take a shit, i meen fuk sum things should be kept private!!![/quote'] your signature is relevant to this thread buttface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hokae Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 hard, 33.5 inches exact, darkbrown-black, about 70-80 minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y.ouA.intS.hitR.eally Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 Good one today. Six or so Six inchers solids, light fragrance, light coloration. I also noticed that i always call people when I'm taking a shit, and one else do that? Wiped a good seven or so times, also showered shortly after cause I'm so fresh and yet at the same time so clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 morning glory: a couple inches of solid consistency which suddenly turned into a gooey pile of mess. smelled like ass due to drinking, darker brown. i call these types the mullet poop. Buisness in the front, party in the back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 This thread already existed back when 12oz was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Yeah we need more shit threads. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuanie tuan Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 [/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patches101 Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 cause: postponing defication all day. Effect : Intense, solid rock hard shit, that feels as if it is cutting the inside of you, jerking tears as its crowning out of your ass hole. the pain ends, as the softer fecal matter flows out. congratulations, you live to shit another day... Elapsed Defication Time: "00:08:36" Elapsed Maintnence Time: "00:05:46" VICTORIUS SHIT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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