...your car will not be there when you get back.

 

 

true story.

 

p.s.- this is what comes up when you google image "dumb shit"

 

 

seriously. there are actually two dumb shits here. the first dumb shit is obviously the guy in the sandals and sleeveless shirt. the second dumb shit is the photographer who though this shitty chair and some stucko-esque canvas would make a good back drop.

hhahahaha

boob.

Boobies.

 

I slash tires. Then have them towed.

I just pick up their car and throw it the fuck out of my way.

I'm just kidding, I don't actually do that.

 

Cars are really heavy.

Only if you lift solo. Get about 5-6 guys on the job and a Honda Civic is history.

I dont get the point of this thread.

just hit it

that titty picture

smash the glass on the drivers side then honk the horn until the owner comes out...

Glue the locks.

 

Then, they HAVE to get towed.

some douchebag russian bitch parked in my driveway.. i tried to get her towed.. but the tow company wouldnt tow her car unless i had a copy of the lease stating that the garage actually belonged to me. which is completely gay because i could easily open the garage and walk them into my apartment. so i put vaseline on her windshield the next week.

key 'park somewhere else' into their paintjob

unless they have access to your vehicle

People park on the side of the entrance of my driveway in lifted trucks making it almost impossible to get out of my driveway onto the busy street. There is also a county no parking sign but that doesnt seem to matter because cops dont care.

 

And its not like you can just fuck with some burly hawaiian's ride by carving something into the paint job being that my house is right there. Not much I can do about it.

 

So I just sort of chance it onto the street and hope cars are moving slow enough to not hit me. But, I guess I would have a nice lawsuit if i did get into an accident because of these fools. *sigh*

smoke some dust and just kick the car into a different area code

fire bomb them mutha fuckers

If you have 4 or 5 people you can bounce it on its suspension and move it. Bit of effort, but once you get it going it moves pretty easily. I have seen firemen do it, and it had to be done to my car after I SMASHED IT UP CUNTSSSSSSSSSSSss

It seems like stealing peoples parking tickets is a pretty bad prank. then they never know they arent paying em? anyone?

Just wait next to the car with a baseball bat. Then wail on the person that comes to get their car.

 

Get a lawn chair and a cooler full of beer.

Make a day of it.

-fuse.

 

p.s. whenever I see a woman crying on tv, that's when I change the channel.

i know some people in east oakland who just shoot the fuck out of peoples cars if they are parked in front of thier house. It's actually more gratifying then you would think.

cut their breaklines. next time they try to park there, well, you know.

turned out to be my dumb fucking neighbors. they were out trying to get them to take it off the tow truck when i was walking to my car. they seemed a bit upset with me but i assured them i didnt really give a shit and that they should refrain from parking in front of my driveway to avoid a repeat of the situation.

 

fucking with boogies parking situation is a strict no-no.