BOLT CUTTERS Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 i dont eat pussy.. i just fuck bitchs with my mouth... thats how im livin. if you dont love it, you be a herb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right Said Fred Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 ive never done it but last time i was drunk i was fiending to lick some girl at the parties beav Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 2 tacos for a dollar. orange cream milkshake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Greatest All American Past Time.. For the right WOMAN I'll do just about anything to make them happy.."in bed"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 2 tacos for a dollar. orange cream milkshake. This both makes perfect sense and none at the same time. All hail 2tacos for a dollar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardo Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 this thread is funny as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKbmx836 Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 for those that are not in the known, do not EVER do this. You can get the yeast infection in your throat. Yeast loves dark, moist places. FUCKING DISGUSTING That you did that. :yuck: See I did'nt even think of that. I'm generally a nice guy and did'nt want to make a akward situation, even if that meant filling her ass crack with projectile style vomit in the end. Luckly it did'nt come down to that. And trust me after that i'll NEVER do that shit again. I tried havin some good old fasion intercourse with her like a week later, thinking maybe she was clean now. Go figure soon as I get a few pumps in I was gagging. My head was right next to hers and im thinking as she is moaning away "how does she NOT smell herself?". So I just stopped and told her I had to do some shit I completly forgot about, rushed her out the door, then proceeded to strip to the bathroom and jump in the shower. I scrubbed myself like soap was going out of style telling myself i'm sorry. It was that bad. Needless to say I never messed with her again after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 i think eating the box is fun, but i rarely do. i have more fun throwing ol' girl around, twisting her body into weird positions and giving her choke holds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 I enjoy eating the box myself. I went down on this chick with a horrible yeast infection. As I was half way down there the smell hit me, but it was to late, I was already on the way. After about 1 min my room was full of that nasty fish in a tin can smell, but I stuck it out like a champ. It's hard to just look up and say "excuss me, but you smell like rotting horse down here and i'm gagging and can't do this". I was just happy I could keep my dry heaving and gagging to a minimum and silent. Similar situation, except i played it off and made some excuse as how we should get going. I pulled off her panties and BAM!, i realized something had died down there and i had no buisness sticking anything in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 "Hey baby..wanna fuck?" "YEAAA...But ummm..i have a yeast infection..soooo..yea." "Dont worry about it,im so into that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 i dont get it, whats so bad about eatin pussy? as long as its clean.. and i cant say i really hook up with sluts anymore, so i have no problem with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 i think eating the box is fun, but i rarely do. i have more fun throwing ol' girl around, twisting her body into weird positions and giving her choke holds. much easier to infect that way as well.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 thats correct, when their legs are bent behind their back and their arms are twisted around their neck they usually don't realize whats happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Car2nist Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 If you go around saying things like, "eat the box", it doesn't exactly help out your game much. thats some knowledge for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 wow, going down on a rank bitch with a yeast infection im now fully convinced that 12oz is the defination of low standards, most of you niggas would probably eat out of starr jones ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 socks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r00t Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Nah' date='we broke up cuz we're both stubborn pieces of shit. She actually didn't wanna let me try it,[b']I had to like force her legs open haha[/b]...her attitude changed quickly not rape at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 wow, this thread made three pages. haha. lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 not rape at all the bitch was askin for it I bet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 clean vaginas look nice. I will do what ever it takes to get entrance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOLT CUTTERS Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 sounds to me like youre all a bunch of pussys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 socks currently the best reply in this thread . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 I enjoy eating the box myself. I went down on this chick with a horrible yeast infection. As I was half way down there the smell hit me, but it was to late, I was already on the way. After about 1 min my room was full of that nasty fish in a tin can smell, but I stuck it out like a champ. It's hard to just look up and say "excuss me, but you smell like rotting horse down here and i'm gagging and can't do this". I was just happy I could keep my dry heaving and gagging to a minimum and silent. thats just nasty..... what you do in a situation like that is: stick a finger in there and then put it in her face.... she deserves it.... she didnt tell you she wasnt right down there and let you find out for youself... theres a fine line between bein a nice guy and being a sucker and eatin some nasty ass vomit inducing baginer.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Nah' date='we broke up cuz we're both stubborn pieces of shit. She actually didn't wanna let me try it,I had to like force her legs open haha...her attitude changed quickly[/quote'] thats when you punch her in the face and say NOW YOUR GOING TO LET ME SHOW YA WHATS GOOD FOR!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 this shit about stank putang is makin me ill how can people not know that they stink so bad? :gag: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 26, 2006 Author Share Posted July 26, 2006 What's worse is if they know and just don't care Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 i was chilling with my friend one day watching TV and this nasty ass rancid fish smell filled the room. turns out he banged this one slut we all know and her nasty sardine juice was still strong the next morning fucking nasty bitch, i let her suck my dick too.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 thats just nasty..... what you do in a situation like that is: stick a finger in there and then put it in her face.... she deserves it.... she didnt tell you she wasnt right down there and let you find out for youself... theres a fine line between bein a nice guy and being a sucker and eatin some nasty ass vomit inducing baginer.... this should be in that Manly mans thread whatever the fuck it was called. Burly, maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 ewww thats fucking disgusting... i dont know whether to laugh or vomit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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