ego maniac Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 boy do I not wanna be here this mornin... boy O boy... an ohh how I hate everyone... everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Im calling in today. Im thinking about using the ol' "My sister cant breathe right and Im the only one with a car. So Im gonna have to take her to the emergency room." Suggestions welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 HAHAHA hahahah hahahaHA in Canada we dont have to work today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 explosive diarrhea is usually a good excuse i have a migraine is my favorite though key thats a bit of a butterface, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 I concur on the butterface remark... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 plus i'm so sick of the fashion trend that has everyone getting shit put on their butts still not over this being at work thing if i had a decent amount of herb at home i would be outttaaa heeeeyaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 i feel that i am about to go to work right now and i don't want to go.. fuck is it to late to call in sick when my boss is about to pick me up at my house in 5 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 i've quit jobs just because i have a decent amount of herb at the crib... bad choices but smoking that shit is/was way better than being at a lousy job... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 I'm here now, and it's boring as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 i have to leave for work in about an hour. man i don't wanna go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 8-5 monday to friday although I'd hardly call what I do work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Had to pick up the work load of all the others who called in sick today. This is no fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted July 3, 2006 Author Share Posted July 3, 2006 in Canada we dont have to work today if that were true I wouldnt be signing in right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 almost time to gooooooooooooooooo gogogogogoogogogogoogogogo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerm4 Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 at my last job i didn't care about getting fired so i would come up with the greaest excuses for being late or not going. my favorite was when being asked why I was 3hours late, I replied, "I couldn't find a pair of matching socks." they were fuckin clueless and I got away scott free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 im not at work. today and tomorrow paid holiday. holler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 yeh my place of employment is hella dead..... they should jus lemme go... fuck all of you crapfaces that are off today... ughhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Save up for something fun and every time you're frustrated with work, think about what you're working towards. But anyway, fuck you all, I wish I had a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 take my job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 yeh... everytime I get paid.... thats when Im glad I come into work hungover, beat to shit from hangin out no sleep... lookin busted... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 thats not very healthy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 really? captain obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 was off "sick" yesterday so I got in this mornign and I have 204 emails waiting for me. having dleted the obviously not repsone reuired ones I'm down to 176. searching through them to find whihc ones are FYI's brings me down to 145 but I'm avoiding going into the other ones plus it's rainign like a bitch and I wanna go back to bed crap crap crap crap crap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 I could deal with spending my morning reading emails, that hardly seems too bad its raining out? at least you work indoors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 oh yeah it the reading emails isn't so bad- it's the following up on items cointained in those emails that really sucks. and as for being in doors i guess you're right on that point so I'll shut up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 dont go rejoooooo ccc ice were the soul that hated the system you SQUARE? an you only prepare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee outta here loserfaces....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 I thought about robbing banks last night as a job, since either way I'm taken care of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 I don't report in to mynew job until next monday. I haven;t worked a day since the 15th of June....severance pay is a special kind of wonderful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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