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BBQ FTW!! burger suggestion.

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Make sure you all have at least one black person at your barbecue to supervise and ensure the quality of the barbecue. Black people barbecue 4 times a week so they know what's up. Make sure somebody brings the potato salad. Make sure people don't free-load and make sure everyone brings something.

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Oh yeah and keep soccer moms and yuppies out of your barbecue. Soccer moms will do shit like bring tuna caserole and shit, and have 10 year old Tyler kicking the soccer ball around the yard landing in the ribs. Then he'll cry about it and everyone has to stop what they're doing and pay attention to him. Keep yuppies away because they'll have a cup of Starbucks strawberry-apple Cappucino Latte in their hand wearing a scarf in the summer time gossipping about what they read in People Magazine. Then for the potluck they'll bring some kind of a soy-based product that no one has ever heard of and it tastes like shit. They won't eat the barbecue because it's "too messy" and if they do they will eat it with a fork and a knife.

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Make sure you all have at least one black person at your barbecue to supervise and ensure the quality of the barbecue. Black people barbecue 4 times a week so they know what's up. Make sure somebody brings the potato salad. Make sure people don't free-load and make sure everyone brings something.

 

 

 

yo seriously listen to theo

he knows whats up.

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people are welcome to come. come one come all.. my grill is small though.. so we might have issues.

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oh on the 4th im going to a friends house.. but people are welcome then. we will have big fireworks. couple morters.

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going against the grain of this thread,

im gonna suggest to anyone who hasent tryed it

hillshire farm cheddarwurst...bratwurst with cheesy in side.

more of a hot dog taste than the sausage like taste of bratw's.

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Jut did one with finely chopped onion, garlic and double cream in the mix.

Shit was hot.

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get the grill started.

 

I'll be there in four hours with my boca burgers and soy cheese.

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Truth, fuck buying someone elses processed burgers, just buy some beef, throw in some onions some tabasco and some doubel cream, mix that shit up, make some patties.

DONE AND DONE.

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beef, adobo, you can put liptons soup mix in it and it will get fucking amazing. maybe a lil worcestishire (sp?). cook to perfection.

 

 

gotta be bbq'in more than just hamburgers though.

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Turkey + finely chopped broccoli + spinach + garlic = the bangin burger.

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ground chuck... chopped onion, chopped green pepers, chopped parsley, all finely chopped. lil tabasco, garlic powder, salt, pepper, worchestire sauce..

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theres gonna be plenty more than just burgers that will be grilled.. since i spent too much money yesterday steaks could not be afforded.

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