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Haha, so the 17 thing brings up a conversation that I had with a girl today.

 

Her family is moving to China and she is staying here in the states because she goes to college here. Anywho, her younger sister (who happens to be fairly attractive in a creepy underage way) is moving to China too. Upon being made wise to this fact, I asked what the age of concent is in China.

 

Then she eSlapped me.

-fuse.

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story:

-drink

-drink

-go to party

-holler at girl

- decide she too young (19)

-leave

-go to bodega

-get 40

-drink 40

-back to bodega

-another 40

-end up back at the party

-get in the mix

-see girl again

-leave party w/ girl

-DTs roll

-things / actions get blurry

- i go to court septe,ber 2nd and i didnt get to sleep w/ a rich little jewish upper west side tart...

 

awesome

 

ps:

charges incluse:

-drinking in public

-disorderly conduct

-resisting arrest

 

 

 

hows trhat for teh story?

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The Twelve Steps of SAA

 

  1. We admitted we were powerless over addictive sexual behavior - that our lives had become unmanageable.
  2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
  3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood God.
  4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
  5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
  6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
  7. Humbly asked God to remove our shortcomings.
  8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed and became willing to make amends to them all.
  9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
  10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
  11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood God, praying only for knowledge of God's will for us and the power to carry that out.
  12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other sex addicts and to practice these principles in our lives.

step 1 my friend...

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