Cool Water Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 put up madd posters infront of the hole. . This one time i like just had my room painted and decorated. I was only young and we were playing with lighters and deodrant where you do the flame thrower thing? you know .. . Anyway we thought it would be good to write my namy on my newly painted wall and just set it on fire. Oh My God! it didnt work at all and i had this ridiculous burn make on my wall. I just ripped all my posters off and over lapped them over this burn mark. It worked for a while too . . . I thought this thread was about broken bones and shit, i have the perfect picture at home. . My m8 snapped his arm the other week and i flicked it . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Sounds to me like you are royally fucked. And I mean 12 inches deep, internal bleeding, deep mental scarring fucked. Did you even consider the consequences of your action? DID YOU? HE IS GOING TO RAPE YOU FOR THIS, I HOPE THIS IS CRYSTAL CLEAR. What self-respecting parent wouldn't rape their child over this heinous act of clear rebellion. Scumbag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 i thought this thread was gonna be a "what bones have you broken thread" /disapointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Go to a hardware store and buy some filler and some paint. I don't know exactly what you have done to the door, but just fucking fix it. Tjhe materials won't cost more than $20. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inhalant Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 make more holes. and say that you got hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 How old are you, anyway? Not to be a jerk, but... This isn't a big deal. Wrecking the car, going up on felony charges, waking up naked in your sister's bed with her next to you...naked...those are big deals. If you can't hide it, say you're all stressed out over the beef between you and you dad and you thought punching the door was cheaper than your dad having to get his grill replaced. That way, you can tell the truth and let the asskicking commence. He's not gonna go Mike Tyson on you, and if he does, keep calling him a bitch for beating up on a kid. Then, fight back. It will shock the shit out of him, and if he doesn't throw you out you can basically write your own ticket till you're 18. I need to stop giving advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 the obvious answer is to burn the house down. starting with your bedroom. that way even if it gets put out reasonably quickly your room will be ruined and nobody will notice the door. because its gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Everybody is looking past the fact that he could kill himself, then his parents would totally miss him, then they'd be sorry. You know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 also gonna say burn the house.... or you could just run away... and never look back at the incident..... teen on the run... what parent would'nt be concerned.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 BLAME IT ON THE NINJA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 blame it on the jews...... or you could just realize that this is the first of many incedents where your uncontrallable temper is gonna gt you into ugly situations and you are eventually gonna end up hurting someone you care about so you should just kill yourself like ebph says and everyone wins.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 blame it on the jews...... or you could just realize that this is the first of many incedents where your uncontrallable temper is gonna gt you into ugly situations and you are eventually gonna end up hurting someone you care about so you should just kill yourself like ebph says and everyone wins.... Fuck, finally someone understands. But I was going for the whole "they'll be sorry" factor you know? Like when you're little and you run away to teach your parents a lesson. Here's how to do it man. Take pills, not too many, because you will pass out and puke them all up before you have a chance to die. Take like a handful. 10 ought to do it. Anywhere between 10 and 15. Then drink some beer and eat some bread to settle your stomach, and goodnight! Viola, instantly your parents are totally bummed they were so lame to you. Good luck man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK1 Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 BUT SERIOUSLY, HOW FUNNY ARE EBONICS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 suggesting suicide to another is not cool at all.... you guys must be hyphy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 MADDD HYPHY SONNNN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 suggesting suicide to another is not cool at all.... you guys must be hyphy... suggesting suicide causes one to reflect on how insignificant the shit they are cryin about really is if they have half a brain.... and if they dont sometimes it causes them to commit suicide.... and that my friends is whats referred to as a win/win situation.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 touche... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Also, we are hyphy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 1. Acquire 5 gallon bucket 2. Pour clorox in said bucket until full, if you run out, use water 3. Put your head in bucket. Keep head in bucket until dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Hide drugs in the hole. -OR- Hide gold/oil in the hole and make a bunch of other holes in your walls and then tell your parents that you "struck it rich," but it took some searching. They'll be stoked. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK1 Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 THIS THREAD IS BORIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 SIMPSONS DID IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Hide gold/oil in the hole and make a bunch of other holes in your walls and then tell your parents that you "struck it rich," but it took some searching. They'll be stoked. -fuse. brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 kidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Hide gold/oil in the hole and make a bunch of other holes in your walls and then tell your parents that you "struck it rich," but it took some searching. They'll be stoked. -fuse. hahaha oh man, i can picture it.. brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 make more holes. and say that you got hungry. :lol2: Also, just take your door down with a screw driver and put it somewhere else in the house - namely a siblings door. Than rat them out and watch them get beaten... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool Water Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 its all about falling off the swings and snapping your wrist . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Do ^that, and I guarantee you the door will become a non-issue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayorMeanBeans Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 blame your pops for having some cheap ass doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 I like Iced tea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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