HESHIANDET Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 fuck me. i wanna sex onw of my roomates. shes hot and is the editor of a very well known fashion mag = paid in full w/ sexy shoes. shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el hamburgler Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 fuck the shit outta her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el hamburgler Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 and pee in her butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 <==drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HESHIANDET Posted June 24, 2006 Author Share Posted June 24, 2006 tomorrtow will suck england wull win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 hey, you're alright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 Just got in from work. A group of girls comes up to me, one asks "will you make out with my friend?" as she points to this sexy petite blonde. I tell them I can't on the job, but what's good for late night? They give me a hotel and room number. I get there and sexy blonde is passed out, (not being the sketchball that many 12ozers are) I said fuck it, and me and my boy popped and finished off their two bottles of belvedere vodka. drunk :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 you must work some where good... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 I FEEL FUN IM ASSUMING IM GOING TO WAKE UP SOMEWHERE WHERE I DONT KNOW WHERE I AM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 "well if im gonna stab any one in the titty tonight, your my first choice" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 BUMP the absinth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inhalant Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 rape that bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 ghost ride the whip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HESHIANDET Posted June 24, 2006 Author Share Posted June 24, 2006 i survived Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 I've got some nekkid pictures of a lady on me camera from last night...har har.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toggle Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 I've got some nekkid pictures of a lady on me camera from last night...har har.. quit yer boasting, and start posting...ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 ***Had to edit. This message will self destruct in 30 seconds. edit x duece = How long do you really have to edit your posts?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 Did I miss out on n00ds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 Just one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toggle Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 <---if possible, can a moderator take out the 6 or so posts i just made by accident.. srrrry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klip Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 I FEEL FUN IM ASSUMING IM GOING TO WAKE UP SOMEWHERE WHERE I DONT KNOW WHERE I AM Is absinthe any good? I heard that shit maked you trip hard as fuck depending on the potency you get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 Urbanmyth.com Actually, it USED to have some shit in it, but has since been outlawed..Now, you're paying for the name and it's history.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 Well, in all fairness, you can still get absinthe (in some places) that will fuck you up like wheeee after about two shots... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 And Hesh, it's nice to see you back on the drunken rampage tip. When we gonna go pop off some rounds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 Well' date=' in all fairness, you can still get absinthe (in some places) that will fuck you up like wheeee after about two shots...[/quote'] Or you could not spend the $200 on it considering its still not real absynth and just buy a bottle of 151 that will fuck you up like wheee after two shots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 151 is teh devil.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 That stuff's good with sprite as a chaser. Can't even taste nothin. ^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 get some piks up son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 Or you could not spend the $200 on it considering its still not real absynth and just buy a bottle of 151 that will fuck you up like wheee after two shots. $200?!!? Fuck all that mess. I'm talking smuggling. 15 euros and a bunch of Listerine bottles. *It's a way different drunk, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 mai tais are the shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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