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HESHIANDET

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fuck me. i wanna sex onw of my roomates. shes hot and is the editor of a very well known fashion mag = paid in full w/ sexy shoes. shit

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Just got in from work.

 

A group of girls comes up to me, one asks "will you make out with my friend?" as she points to this sexy petite blonde.

 

I tell them I can't on the job, but what's good for late night?

 

They give me a hotel and room number.

 

I get there and sexy blonde is passed out, (not being the sketchball that many 12ozers are) I said fuck it, and me and my boy popped and finished off their two bottles of belvedere vodka.

 

drunk :D

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I've got some nekkid pictures of a lady on me camera from last night...har har..

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I've got some nekkid pictures of a lady on me camera from last night...har har..

quit yer boasting, and start posting...ha

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***Had to edit.

 

This message will self destruct in 30 seconds.

 

edit x duece = How long do you really have to edit your posts??

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<---if possible, can a moderator take out the 6 or so posts i just made by accident.. srrrry

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fun.jpg

 

I FEEL FUN

IM ASSUMING IM GOING TO WAKE UP SOMEWHERE WHERE I DONT KNOW WHERE I AM

 

 

Is absinthe any good? I heard that shit maked you trip hard as fuck depending on the potency you get.

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Urbanmyth.com

 

Actually, it USED to have some shit in it, but has since been outlawed..Now, you're paying for the name and it's history..

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Well' date=' in all fairness, you can still get absinthe (in some places) that will fuck you up like wheeee after about two shots...[/quote']

 

Or you could not spend the $200 on it considering its still not real absynth and just buy a bottle of 151 that will fuck you up like wheee after two shots.

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