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I’m so fucking embarrassed to be me.


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whats worse is running to catch a train...

before, when i used to commute into the city i chose to take the train.

i'm the type of dude who is ALWAYS late.

first morning... i pull into the parking lot as the train is pulling in. i run as fast as i can across the parking lot, but i still have to slide my money into the parking machine or whatever.

Obviously, im getting frantic and my money isnt going in. I yell to the conductor to hold up a second...

OBVIOUSLY no help. needless to say, had to wait for next train.

Next morning...

I plan on getting there with ample time, i get there 7 minutes early...

but yet there i see the train pulling in. I ran and luckily my money went in with ease.

Im jumping whole sets of stairs on my way down to the platform, no joke like 8 or 9 steps at a time.

I get down riiiiight as the train is starting to creep away.

the conductor at the door says "DONT COME ON THIS TRAIN, IT IS ALREADY IN MOTION"

I obviously try to talk my way on... no luck

then he says "I saw you here yesterday running late, just get here sooner"

with that, homeboy pushed my button... I started cussing him out like there was no tomorrow.

 

I never went to class that day...I also eliminated the commute all together..

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