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Update: I got an email for a girl, or at least a person claiming to be...

 

simply me

to pers-172128313

More options 1:37 pm (3 hours ago)

What the fuck is wrong with you? And what are you? You better not be black.

 

I told her I was a gangster looking for love. And what does she mean I better not be black.

 

simply me

to me

More options 3:36 pm (1 hour ago)

means i prefer you keep it really tight up in my ass, and stop talkin that yang

 

I told her I had no idea what she was talking about

 

simply me

to me

More options 4:16 pm (35 minutes ago)

do you have booze, lube and condoms? I'd like a heavy man , hairy , thick cock buried in my ass tonight...is that you or your friend?

 

This sounded a bit gay to me, so I asked her if she was gay.

 

 

simply me

to me

More options 4:31 pm (20 minutes ago)

female, only fucking multiple men

 

So I responded...

"Well sorry, there's only one of me. I have neither condoms nor booze in my house, I'm not hairy, I'm hung like an acorn, and I think I weigh about 150.

 

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