shaolinmasta Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Really crap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 lol.....50 cent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 I like the Sheryl Crow sticker on front. Apparently they share the same fan base... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 FUCK THIS MOVIE! i cant believe i actually tried to be serious while i watched it. fucking garbage. its a movie about two fucking meth heads who have a bad trip and eventually blow themselves up. there, i just saved you 5 bucks and 2 hours of your life that you could be doing something worthwhile, like playing volleyball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrebelheartsx Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 god damn fucking awful shit piss fuck. worst movie ever. in case you didn't alread know that this is awful, i'm telling you now. no, in fact, i have not seen this. but trust me, it's horrible. i know it. here's a plot summary: "A Seattle history professor, drawn back to his estranged family on the Oregon coast to execute his late mother's estate, is reaquainted with his best friend from childhood, with whom he has a long-awaited tryst. Caught in an accelerating series of events, he discovers aspects of his father's New Age cult which take on a dangerous and apocalyptic significance." keep in mind the "best friend from childhood" is another man. yeah. they managed to make a fucking brokeback mountain out of an h.p. lovecraft classic. AND they put tori spelling in it. everyone involved with this film, from the studio execs down to the PA whose sole job was to fetch coffee in the morning, should all be strung up by their arms and stoned to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 memoirs of a geisha sucked the royal asshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 both boring and retarded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 acting is ok, plot was pretty stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrebelheartsx Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 ^ i've never even heard of that, but it's got my girl Olivia Wilde in it, so it at least has that as a positive. which is cancelled out by paul walker's negative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Assassination of Jesse James was mad slow Can't believe its the only other flick by the guy who made Chopper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 *oops wrong thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 you thought suburban commando was bad? its so bad its mind boggling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 i just saw that new movie Eastern Promises. it was gay. the whole movie is about this dumb bitch and rescuing some fucking heroin baby it barely has anything to do with the mob in comparison to how much they keep talkin about the whore and her fuckin heroin baby and the ending was fuckin stupid also plus they show Viggo Mortensen's balls blatantly like 10 times which i did not enjoy at all and in all, maybe worth a rental, but do not pay to see this in theatres Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 This movie is automatically good because it has Eliza Dushku in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 by good you mean if you watch it on mute and skip every non-eliza scene, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrebelheartsx Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 you know that's what i thought... "it's got eliza dushku in it, so it must be at least pleasing to the eye" but honestly, even her hotness can't overcome how fucking awful that movie is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted October 9, 2007 Author Share Posted October 9, 2007 i just saw that new movie Eastern Promises. it was gay. the whole movie is about this dumb bitch and rescuing some fucking heroin baby it barely has anything to do with the mob in comparison to how much they keep talkin about the whore and her fuckin heroin baby and the ending was fuckin stupid also plus they show Viggo Mortensen's balls blatantly like 10 times which i did not enjoy at all and in all, maybe worth a rental, but do not pay to see this in theatres Wrong, wrong, wrong, totally wrong. You have no appreciation for fine cinema. And you see his balls only in one scene, not 10 times. I don't enjoy seeing testicles or penis on screen, but in this case it actually added to the intensity of the scene and underscored just how rotten and dirty the Chechnya mobsters were, by trying to kill a man who is completely unarmed, aka naked. Honestly, if a cock-shot ruins a movie for you, then you might want to consider coming out of the closet, because if it affects you that much, it means that you are being overly-homophobic, which quite possibly makes you gay and just trying to hide/deny it. Oh, and the Willard remake wasn't THAT bad, it's kind of a good movie if it's 2 in the morning and it comes on cable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 gremlins 2 was dope ill cosign on punch drunk love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISTRACT Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 RENO 9111 doesnt get any worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 i thought it was funny. at some parts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BORAT HIGH FIVE!!! Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 i really liked gummo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikickrocksyo Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 So one day, my friends and I were bored as fuck and we decided to go to the local Virgin Megastore and I'd rack a and we'd watch it at my friends house. So whatever, we go in and I've got my heart set on getting gummo cuz mad people have told me to see it. But they don't have it. I ask my friend (who's a skateboarder) and he told me to get the following movie I take it and try to leave the store and get caught. Not that big a deal, didn't get arrested cuz it was only worth 15 bucks. But my friend ends up buying it. We watch it as his house thinking it was gonna be awesome...It was prolly the most shittiest movie we've ever seen...I'm banned from that store all for that shitty ass movie. Its all about fucking stereotypes. This movie is utter trash. I honestly suggest nobody ever watch it...This movie wouldn't even be good to someone who even likes skateboarding On the other hand, why'd everybody hate Crash? That was movie about stereotypes that I loved. I honestly rate that within the top 7 movies i've ever seen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tear1personality Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 haha, Gummo is a wild ass movie. "fucking rabbit!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Fuck this movie Pan's Labyrinth sucked hard co-to the signed!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 yeah death proof sucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 dont watch "first sunday" the only funny parts were by kat williams who is the reason i watched the movie. was not worth my money though. plot sucked, 95%of the actors did too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 thats the new one with ice cube right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 GUMMO rules... Especially if you hate everything about the state of Ohio, like me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 yes cali thats the one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 And so did that fucking movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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