fermentor666 Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 Remember that Fugees song "Ready or Not"? Remember that "hmmm hmmm hmmm" sample? Remember Enya? Well, they sampled an Enya song for that. Now go back in time to 1992 and imagine watching a horror movie about people that turn into big cats that are afraid of small cats. Then imagine that Enya sample being looped through squealing distortion and a high-pass filter for an hour and a half. And then at the end, you have to listen to the regular version of that song while watching the end credits. I've seen this movie three times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 Rutger Hauer wasnt in A Clockwork Orange. No hate, just sayin. Right, sorry. Malcolm McDowell. When they were both young, they looked similar to me. Jackson, I liked Flightplan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 I liked Elephant, too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 FUCK YOU GUYS AND FUCK THIS SWAG B-MOVIE. "If you like space, go see it! When I saw it, the cinema was totally empty!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 i didnt realize how many shark/giant snake/alligator movies are made straight to video and end up at blockbuster. there are a lot of em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 I know you did' date=' Mamerro, and I'm not sure if I can forgive you for it.[/quote'] I did watch it baked out of my mind. That may have to do something with it. This is a fucking obvious one: I went to see it for two reasons. A) It was directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet's VFX supervisor, I thought it'd have interesting visuals, and B ) I wanted to see just how terrible it was so I could laugh. It was absolutely way beyond my worst expectations. I was so bad I couldn't even laugh at how bad it was. There's a basketball scene in it where my eyes literally teared up from complete embarrasment for everyone involved in this film. The FX sucked, and they made both leads look unattractive as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerm4 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Hostel fuckin blew cornhole. never watch Dreamcatcher. shit, damn near all new horror movies suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerm4 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 WRETCHED haha. wretched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 I liked Dreamcatcher, too. Damian Lewis needs to be in more American films. I couldn't even fathom seeing Catwoman in the theaters. Pondering the reasons why they would throw in a basketball scene causes a stroke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 I never noticed Laurence Fishburne credited as "Larry Fishburne" in King Of New York...for some reason I don't see him as a Larry haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 Yup, saw this in the theaters. I still can't figure out who thought this was a good idea to fasttrack. Saw this in the theaters, also. It cost 92 million to make and made 10 million. Can you imagine all the people that could have used 92 million dollars to go towards housing, schools, the environment? I wonder what those people who have lost everything to Katrina think when they find out that someone, somewhere, spent $160 mill to remake the Poseidon Adventure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 I never noticed Laurence Fishburne credited as "Larry Fishburne" in King Of New York...for some reason I don't see him as a Larry haha He was credited as Larry for most of his early career. I find it funny, also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 ultraviolet hmm. i watched about half of this. awesome and intense fighting, rest of it...meh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Meh... I'd rather watch Hostel than this: i saw that. all i could think about was this movie could have been decent if they didnt have it revolve around nudity, sex, and inscest. plus the chick was pretty busted, and there was way too much wang in the movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 I hear this is going to be playing at my friends house tonight while Im going to be there. I can allready say its terrible, dont see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 This movie is only marginally better than Catwoman. Christina Ricci falls in love with a retard. That's all you need to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister pibb Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 This movie is only marginally better than Catwoman. Christina Ricci falls in love with a retard. That's all you need to know. I can vouch for this being amazing. think about it: Christina Ricci falls in love with a retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 PLEASE DO NOT WATCH POOTI TANG. THATS IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 True, unfortunately it is the unfunniest and generally worst retard performance ever, and the whole idea falls flat on its face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 word whats that movie that my friend recommended with val kilmer and robert downey junior and some bitch? its like slap stick holloywood gangsterism that really self-aware That was fucking wack, dont watch it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 If I wasn't catching dome throughout this movie it would have been the 1st one I ever walked out on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouEstou Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 why this is recommended to anyone...??? Oh, Pootie Tang was brilliant Elephant was horrible another thing...both Man Bites Dog and Amores Perros put me to sleep, thats right...I said it. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 I fucking hate bad movies. Specially bad and ignorant war movies. I get sick, I start screaming and I want to give up life. My emotions vary swiftly between furious tantrums and frustration that feels like the air is not going to my lungs properly. I want to destroy life, I want to kill and die and let every single present idiotic motherfucker know it. fuck them all. If they can't make a war movie less chiche than Platoon, they better not show it to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 I went to see it for two reasons. A) It was directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet's VFX supervisor, I thought it'd have interesting visuals, and B ) I wanted to see just how terrible it was so I could laugh. C) halle berry in tight rubber suit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Do not see Ellie Parker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 I thought Audition sucked dick as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonysoprano Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 x-men 3 needs a mention that was a pile of shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 http://www.chud.com/posters/house_of_the_dead_ver2.jpg Uwe Boll's The House Of The Dead, the ultimate in shit quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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