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i suppose we'll all find that special someon

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Guest nutsonmychin!

Introducing the wedding party:

 

First, the handsome groomsmen and the fine looking groom (in red)

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Red ties, black ties, no tie. Mass confusion. "Alright, everyone ..... let's line up for the picture. Let's see ..... hmmm, where shall we .... oh, yes! Perfect! Everyone, please move quickly! Right over there, in front of the garage. Yes, that will be just smashing!"

 

Next, the lovely bridesmaids and the blushing bride

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Not everyone can pull off such a vibrant red, but I think this group does it. Sassy, I tell you, just sassy.

 

Last, the cute couple

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Those Wal-Mart slides really enhance her cankles. Note how their "outdoor backdrop" is a clearing probably behind the All-Sups where the weeds actually got mowed just for this occasion.

 

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What's she showing us here? A severe case of knee gout?? Appar ently, whatever it is has her husband in more of a stupor than usual.

 

"You SO crazy, honey ....."

 

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"Here baby, let me help you up here ....."

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He's apparently reaching for something and having trouble locating it. A forklift might help raise any blockage.

 

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I guess this just proves that there is someone for everyone in this world!

 

I can only imagine what their baby will look like!

 

 

 

 

/nocousin

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

Please stop showing us your family photos. I am not intrested.

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Bridesmaids picture, second to last. I would probobly smash. Yeah she's like 14 but where they're from that's legal. Probobly.

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Bridesmaids picture' date=' second to last. I would probobly smash. Yeah she's like 14 but where they're from that's legal. Probobly.[/quote']

 

nah the short one with the black dress thing on... shes banging

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she's wearing sandals. like after the gym type sandals.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dude's lucky he's getting poon

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Guest nutsonmychin!

well, those two are on the totally other side of the family so it's not even like i ever see them.

 

we just let them use the double wide for the reception cuz i owed her money for babysitting

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a long time ago....

 

in a galaxy far far away....



 

..there lived a white trash couple whose only purpose in life was to marry and live in peace and harmony with the tranquility of the stars

 

But alas this was not the case....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Ruffus wearing gym shoes at his wedding.:biglaugh:

 

 

 

 

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