deterrent Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 :D So here it is, my girlfriend got a little to busy and hadn't picked up her birthcontrol, but we still smashed several times. Last night i found out my little brother (23) had the same problem several weeks ago and around the same time my older brother (29) had this problem too. As it turns out my gf and I are not prego, my little brother is not prego, my older brother and his girl are having twins. ps. they're 1.5 months preg'd up, they've been dating for 4 months she currently married to man so he could get us citizenship. and my parents meet her for the first time on fathers day not knowing any of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 well.... um.... second? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Congrads, your brother is fucked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 clear cut case of what happens when you fail to pee in the butt.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 lol pee in the butt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foodstamps Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I'm driving my sister to the abortion clinic today, so they can brutally murder my dreams of becoming an uncle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I'm driving my sister to the abortion clinic today' date=' so they can brutally murder my dreams of becoming an uncle.[/quote'] uncle dad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 wow, this is just alot of drama for me to handle so im just gunna keep out of it.. like how some people should keep their dicks outta certain vags without protection and cant deal with it....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 wow' date=' this is just alot of drama for me to handle so im just gunna keep out of it.. like how some people should keep their dicks outta certain vags without protection and cant deal with it.......[/quote'] and by protection you mean peein in butts, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 fuck yeah johnny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 there are studies you know, 60% of the time it works every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 p.s. if your bro's girl is only 1.5 months pregnant, how did they tell she is having twins?? they don't do ultra sounds till like the fifth month. are you pulling my leg here??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 p.s. twins can have different dads, just to let you know :) one could be your brothers, the other could be some other dudes. but anywaaaaaaay CONGRATS! twins are awsome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 one of my friends who is gonna be elligible for the unfit parent of the year award just got his girl prego con twins and they knew this after 2 months and i asked the same question.... *ps... just got a funny look from a coworker i think cuz the word "cum" is at the top of my browser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 :huh: oh dee, No joke here. Twins don't run in either of the families however the OBGYNious (or whatever docter) said there was a good chance of this and further testing would be done in 3weeks to know for sure. He'll make a great father and I the greatest uncle on earth:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Pee in the butt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 BABY MOMMA DRAMA IS FUCKING HORRIBLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 well Det, congratulations!!! two kids at the same time is ultimately rad. i wish i had twins so i wouldent have to go through the whole pregnancy shit again. man, even triplets, im not gunna complain. anything but being pregnant again. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 get a coat hanger heat it on a stove for about 15 - 20 minutes and then shove it up the foriegn chicks snatch, no more kids and no more worrying about having to cum inside her. oh yeah this thread is retarded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 It's really not that hard to use some sort of protection. anyhoo, Congrats. Kids are a joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balki Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 twins run in my family. my grandmother had 2 sets of twins. 2 of her 12 surviving daughters have twins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 peeing in the butt softens up the womb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I hate condoms, but I am too terrified of babies to not use one. Or I cum on her tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 urine in the vag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 harvey your sig is awesome.... and pullin out is not always effective just so you know.... trust me its not... unless of course you pee in her butt first for good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 put in in the MOUF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Yeah, by no means do I trust a last second "interuptus"... that is not smart gamblin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 my ex had a little scare from when we banged without condoms,i was convinced i was having a little one...luckly i didnt have a child with her. conclusion-use condoms until youre ready for kids. ...or just knock it off in her ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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