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el hamburgler

accidental stealing

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what have you stolen by accident?

 

 

once when i was 13 i walked outta a store with a glass bottle of chocolate syrup and dropped it realizing i had it... then i just left it for the mexicans to clean up

 

yeah this is shit by accident...

 

 

 

you fuckers...

 

 

i take yo bitch if i want her

cut cuts on her

bust nuts on her

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I "accidently" stole a $14 block of goat cheese from a fancy white people grocery store the other night....holy crap does it taste every bit as good as it costs

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At least you guys can rack cans. Fucking chicago aint no place that sells cans anymore gotta go outta town and get that shit.... Nigga

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Once i stole a can of tunafish by mistake while shopping. Then I got arrested later and I thought i was for that, but no, it turned out that they thouht me and my pal had killed someone. So, I had to call my zany Italian cousin named Vinny and his crazy wife to get us out of the situation. It was great antics, especially cause of Vinny's accent.

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i stole one of those little plastic indians on when i was like 5. i felt bad for a while before i realized how cool it was to get stuff for freeee.

 

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