Klip Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Fucking puerto rico is over-rated chances are your going to be stabbed a total of 17 times while your there and you might get a case of mild bloody diahrea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 here's a tip for ANYONE going to ANY latin type place, be it cuba, rico, or el salvador, don't matter....once you get there...look for the LARGE group of WHITE people....see what they doing, then bounce! hit the nearest place where you see nothing but locals going to, and go there ONLY if you're there with a close friend who's a local and knows people and his shit. fuck a tour bus, make your own overseas video of the bangbus my nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 I heard pussy gets thrown at Americans like crazy' date=' but you gotta be real careful[/quote'] This is a lie. Fucking puerto rico is over-rated chances are your going to be stabbed a total of 17 times while your there and you might get a case of mild bloody diahrea This is truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 By the way, Paradisus is an all-inclusive hotel. Just stay there and get wasted, don't risk your life by stepping outside the safety zone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 i heard that as soon as you step off the plane you get robbed and butt raped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 Well I really only want to find some herb to complete my supplies so if someone at the hotel can offer that I'll be straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 here's a tip for ANYONE going to ANY latin type place' date=' be it cuba, rico, or el salvador, don't matter....once you get there...look for the LARGE group of WHITE people....see what they doing, then bounce! hit the nearest place where you see nothing but locals going to, and go there ONLY if you're there with a close friend who's a local and knows people and his shit. fuck a tour bus, make your own overseas video of the bangbus my nigga.[/quote'] If you know a local, why the fuck would you need to go through all that process. Your post should have been "dont travel to a place where you don't know anyone." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 my neighbor is a puerto rican from brooklyn..he gives us beer, fried plantanas and rice & beans. go there and eat it up! they're also good at bbq-ing chicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 they're also good at murder Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 oh yeah i forgot about that! they have really bad tempers and will fuck you up, if not kill you. or punch holes in the walls when you get invited over to have a drunkin' dance party in their living rooms. i learned all this by experience. i rock ruff & stuff with my afro puffs....puerto ricans RAAAAAAAAGE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 If im listening to Slayer when i get out of the shower, ill strum my limp penis like a guitar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 you should, even if you're not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted July 22, 2006 Author Share Posted July 22, 2006 Yeah so, I just got back. It was fucking raw. I ended up just staying at the resort the whole time. We were with a squad of 16 people and everyone called us "philly" for our names. Everywhere we went people we giving us pounds and handshakes, or going "there goes that rowdy group from philly" Hahah. It was great though I got so drunk I can't even believe it. The bartender at the pool bar was cool as fuck and served us shot after shot from 12pm till 6 pm, he even named 3 shots after us. The food was really banging too, my favorite being the Hibatchi-type Japanese resaurant. I lost 800 in the casino. Please don't let me get drunk and have an ATM card. The first night there we met "Ricardo" who drove a shuttle bus for the resort and took care of all our "Party Supplies." Also, I lost my cell phone and the company said it was making calls this morning. I hope your happy you Puerto Rican mother fucker, I had some good flicks on that phone, plus all my numbers. I'll hit yall up with the few flicks that I do have a little later. Oh yeah, bottles of Belve and Grey Goose at Duty Free for 25 bucks, cant beat that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesseract Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 sounds like a typical case of american tourism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted July 23, 2006 Author Share Posted July 23, 2006 I guess, first time I have ever left America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted July 23, 2006 Author Share Posted July 23, 2006 The people I was with went to the Rainforest and shopping but Puerto Rico was pretty gay so I stayed at the hotel and got drunk instead, plus I had liquid shits that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Wow dude. Sorry but that sounds mad gay. You fucking missed out man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Even if it was just fucking going to the rainforest for a day. It didn't ocurr to you that it'd be far more awesome to get drunk here than at a fucking hotel??? Dude!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dixie Dude Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 so you went and blew a bunch of money to get real drunk at a hotel in a tropical setting? way to go. you could have saved a bunch of money by maybe buying some tropical plants and setting them up in a random hotel room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 puerto rico get trashed down there and bang some hookers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted July 23, 2006 Author Share Posted July 23, 2006 Haha my bad I dont know..it was fun though so fuck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Seriously, if I go anywhere outside of my country/state, there is no way I would stay in the hotel the whole time. fuck no. When I'm overseas, I like to learn about the place, eat where the locals eat, do what the locals do, explore the place a whole lot more. And if it's a tourist destination, I'll try and avoid that shit and get out of my comfort zone and make the best of the trip. That's just me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 It seem's like a bit of a waste of the trip if you stay in the resort when you have so much too see and do. But if you where happy and drunky I guess thats all that matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted July 23, 2006 Author Share Posted July 23, 2006 I dunno, it didn't really seem that much of a travel experience. Puerto Rico doesn't really seem all that different from where I live. If I went to like Sweden or some shit I wouldn't just stay in the hotel. By the way the resort was sick as fuck so there was really no need to go anywhere. I'm not the sight seeing type I guess, what makes me happy is getting drunk and making an ass out of myself not seeing some statue from 90 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odie Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 bring a english to spanish dictionary and go to the water park and get ur self some hoes ive been to puerto rice 3x and its fuckin amazin and if u go to the right places go bombing but go strapped ull get shot out there go get some Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 hah you sound like my mom. she has been to mexico like 3 times and i dont think she has even seen a mexican besides maybe the bellboy. i asked did you see any temples? but she was too busy talking about all inclusive to care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Yes dude, there WAS a need to go somewhere. The Paradisus is fantastic, but you're not a retired old guy to be blowing a vacation on sitting in a hotel sipping frozen drinks for a week. It's a tiny place, but there's plenty of great shit to do. A backpack, a mini-cooler, and some drive can perform miracles here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 The people I was with went to the Rainforest and shopping but Puerto Rico was pretty gay so I stayed at the hotel and got drunk instead' date=' plus I had liquid shits that day.[/quote'] Liquid shits are God's way of telling you that you are being an idiot and wasting a good opportunity, Numbnuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 I'll just bring my camera. Like shooting, but without guns. Check your PMs negro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Yeah, you definitely should have found a spot like El Mamerro's little piece of paradise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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