SpyD Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Last night at about 11, my dad heard some noise on our porch, so he opens the door to check it out and a crackhead uses a bike to smash the door open and then comes inside my house. My pops then handles him and throws him back on the porch and closes the door. Then dude does a fuckin James Bond/secret agent swan dive through a window on the porch. runs somewhere in my backyard, where he strips, and is caught by the police in nothing but his drawers, leaving a trail of rock and a crackpipe behind him. haha. this is just a few days after my grandma's grarge gets broken into and some ish stolen from there, AND her car gets broken into. my dad talkin to CaCash window old dude jumped through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 hahahaha nuff said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---> Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I just asked the chicken if he smokes crillz. He looked happy and did a dance.:biglaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 wow, we got crack heads in my apt. LOTS of em. but they dont dive through windows, they wait outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 mean, I was kinda tripped out that dude busted into the crib, but then I was rollin after that leap. Looked like it was straight outta a movie. I guess he was runnin from the cops after they saw him breakin into a car and tried to hide on my porch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 haha i would shoot him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klip Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Maybe it was bling bling the crackhead from bum fights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 "swan dive" hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[ K 1 D S U P 3 R ] Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ word to bling bling. that guy knows whats up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phax Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 free crack on your lawn and you didn't even smoke any? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 dude couldve been shot so easily you should have shot him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 hahhahahahahahah that is fucking awesome i wish something like that happened to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 dude couldve been shot so easily you should have shot him Amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 That is pretty hilarious. I'm glad you didn't shoot him, though. Shooting crackheads just because they're crackheads is gay. You'd be robbing the world of entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 yeah but it would be so satisfying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el hamburgler Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 some guy keeps breaking into my car... but thats not as exciting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 hahaha holy shit. hope everything gets fixed up well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 wait so he dived in or out of your house through the window ? either way. hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 that is very owned. sorry about the damage but I would love to see a gif. of him popping through your window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 What a world. Did you get to keep the bike at least? sorry about the damage but I would love to see a gif. of him popping through your window. I second this suggestion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Pwned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 judging by the picture. he would have dove through the window and smashed into the fence. i would have paid money to see that shit. this guy sounds incredible. sure it wasnt one of the x-men? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WORDISM45 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 so did he have mad lacerations? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 how you gonna play your uncle like that spyd? he cant help it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 this guy sounds incredible. sure it wasnt one of the x-men? This was my first official lol of the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Thats a good action shot of CACash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 i hate crackheads.. i think of killin them daily:shakehead: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Thats a good action shot of CACash. missed hilarity of the fucking week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 sorry about the damage but I would love to see a gif. of him popping through your window. no seriously where is the gif? u may also wish to have the title changed to he "flew X men style" into my house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colt45oe800 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 REENACTMENT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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