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I always wondered.. Do you think retarded people know they are retarded or do you think they think they are normal.. or that they are normal and we are retarded.

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not to waste a thread

 

i got a few question i have been pondering for awhile.....

 

 

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

 

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

 

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

 

Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?

 

How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?

 

How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?

 

How young can you die of old age?

 

Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?

 

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

 

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

 

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

 

If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?

 

If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?

 

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

 

If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?

 

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

 

If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?

 

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

 

Where would we be without rhetorical questions?

 

Will your answer to this question be no?

 

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

 

Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets are dressing up as mattresses?

 

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to

hear him, is he still wrong?

 

Is there another word for synonym?

 

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

 

Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?

 

If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

 

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

 

If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?

 

Do good S&M fans go to Hell?

 

If swimming's such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?

 

If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?

 

How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?

 

Could God make a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it?

 

Do we make bombs better or worse?

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it depends to the extent of retardation. some know their slow because they are more comprehensive, and cruel people like to remind them of that.

 

some are completely in their own world and are beyond comprehension.

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im talking about the ones you see around on the streets.. Like today there was one working at Home Depot

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anyone watch that program on the science channel about Kim Peek — The Real Rain Man

 

he is an idiot savant he can read 8 full pages of a book in 53 seconds and can recall 98% . average person takes around 25 minutes with 45% recall, doctors said he was severely mentally retarded and would not even beable to walk............ shows what they know

 

well here watch this it will explain it if you never seen it

* High Resolution (broadband Internet connection)

 

* Low Resolution (dial-up Internet connection)

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Fuck badly edited anything.

 

 

A girl I know used to think she was retarded and that nobody told her because they felt bad. But that was back when she was a little kid. Now she's kind of a slut, but she's cool.

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one things for sure, they got RETARD-STRENGHT to make up for it.

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this woman I know works with deaf kids.

 

The best thing she ever told me about her job was the fact that deaf kids don't know that farts make noise. I dont know if you ever really thought about that, it sure as shit never occured to me. So these fools just drop bombs and just play it Fonzi cool, because they think no one knows. hahahahahaha. Eventually they get wise.

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^ haha.

 

I know someone who gets retard money from the government and is totally a retard, but he genuinely thinks he is damn smart. Like, REAL smart.

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seriously.

like i ask where the caulking shit is and a cretin with glasses walks me to the toilets and frowns.

 

I asked where the nail sets were and they guy took me to a box full of nails. I said thank you and then went to lowes.

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im bored and gonna attempt to answer ALL of your questions, since i am god.

 

 

 

 

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

 

boxes.

 

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

 

stick and dirt.

 

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

 

infants developing brains are full of splendor and bliss. they enjoy it more.

 

Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?

 

permanent press is a type of fabric.

 

How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?

 

it grows mold

 

How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?

 

don't kill someone

 

How young can you die of old age?

 

45

 

Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?

 

no

 

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

 

it would not affect my brain.

 

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

 

money is merely a unit to accoutn for goods. goods and services are money.

 

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

 

read marx.

 

If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?

 

number 2 refers to its size.

 

If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?

 

no, they are both food.

 

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

 

you don't have to try to fail.

 

If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?

 

yes.

 

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

 

if you didnt want your bullet to make a sound, then yes.

 

If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?

 

no.

 

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

 

then you wouldnt be asking this question.

 

Where would we be without rhetorical questions?

 

The eloquence of this question merely posits a question that answers itself, therefore it is absolutely invalid.

 

Will your answer to this question be no?

 

yes.

 

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

 

In evolution only SOME of the animals progress forward, while some stay behind, adapted to their enviornment.

 

Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets are dressing up as mattresses?

 

No, they are indeed ghosts.

 

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to

hear him, is he still wrong?

 

Assuming he is wrong in the first place.

 

Is there another word for synonym?

 

interchangeability

 

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

 

A definition of "practice" is "To work at a profession"

 

Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?

 

no.

 

If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

 

white, their blood is blue, so depriving them of their blood turns them white.

 

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

 

no shick in the jungle.

 

If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?

 

vampires have style. they can see themselves, others cant see them

 

Do good S&M fans go to Hell?

 

no

 

If swimming's such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?

 

the fat is only there to keep them insulated

 

If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?

 

yes and no.

 

How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?

 

it is refering to other people.

 

Could God make a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it?

 

god can do anything

 

Do we make bombs better or worse?

 

better as in more effective, worse as in they kill more people

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Some of them are very close to being like you and me, they just cant retain knowledge like we can. These people are reminded daily of thier lack of abiltity. Others can never fully comprehend what it is you tell them, and if they do - they cant talk back in alanguage youll understand. Then you have the autistic kids who take lots of medication just to make it so they dont do things thier imagination tells them, I think they might know to an extent.

 

The ones who drool on themselves and cannot walk have no idea whats happen, they live in the moment and off random types of stimulation - I dont think they could ever know how retarded they are, you could hit them over the head with a newspaper all day long for being a reatrded person and they never put it together.

 

Seriosuly, Reatrded people are making a culture for themselves that will some day demand respect or hand out beatdowns left and right. Ive met my share of mentally disabled Punks, Gangsters and straight up thugs in my day. Remember corky? that fool can whoop some ass..Mongo-Thug..has the strength of a gorilla..

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retards cant go to heaven..they couldnt understand the concept of a god..and its not like their indians,you cant just beat it into them.

 

if your were offended by that you obviously didnt get the joke.

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