makeithappennn Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 this girl I used to date was at this keg party i threw about 2 years ago,we had been having sex off and on for a while,but i go downstairs to check up on things..once i come back upstairs she's making out with some dude in my room,the same room she lost her virginity in. Her only excuse was she was too drunk to realize what was happening,but she was obviously sober enough to walk out of my door. <--got played hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool Water Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Who's dead? The idiots? sorry, the plants are dead. and the people who took it are idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 one of my "friends" has been goin behind my back lately and talking to my girl. its like...dude are you fucking retarded. she basically tells me everything your dumb ass says. im not gonna stomp him out or anythin but im definately not trustin shit to this fool ever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el hamburgler Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 ive been screamin fuck the hoes since i was an embryo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 give him the opp to fess up, otherwise stomp that fool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el hamburgler Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 2 of my "friends" slept with my ex not more than a week after we broke up (like a month ago)' date=' then I found out she cheated on me with some guy who goes to a bar that I work the door at. I see these dudes all the time and am more than capable of tearing their heads off, (and I've stomped dudes for much less than these infractions) but for some reason I feel like she wins if I fight them. She thrives off drama and I'd rather act like I dont care. But it sure doesnt feel good to let them walk.[/quote'] well, you did break up with her fuck her again but rip her vagina open thatll show her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 me and my m8 were walking thru these bushes getting to the back of this factory and come across this hammock and this little patch of grass like really secluded. Its this really nice place nice and quiet. I decided to take robert with me to show him as it was quite cool. ubertones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el hamburgler Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 your wife, my bitch, your love, my trick, her mouth, my dick, i fuck, thats it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 extreme hammock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 live 105' date=' local radio station music festival. Echo and the Bunneymen were playing whom i missed...fuck.[/quote'] I cant believe your making such a big out of that terrible band..:shakehead: You better off not having beent here, no lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 all my friends are cockblockers.... and i bet you you'll never know a cockblocker like these guys. i meet a girl ask about her.. i get word she moved away wiht some guy.. found out thats not true.. they wont give me a girl's number/a friends number so that i can ask about her homegirl. two of these cockblockers i talk about tried fuckin my girlfriend and i love how they get mad when i talk story with thiers.. they think we're fuckin. i sometimes think my friend is gay he likes it that im single so much... then he tries to make like im a homophobe.. where did that come from??? "i bet willy thinks im gay" imagine wrestling with your girlfriend.. biting her side and then you both look down to find your friend crawlin up your girlfriends leg saying "i dont want to fuck, i just want a bite" he's lucky i didnt go wiht the urge to get the kitchen knife and stickin him...that was teh first thing that came to mind, but i didnt want to scare my girl. i hate cockblockers.. i hate people that get in me and my girl's biz... its the only time i really think of killin someone.. i think thats the only time i'll do it too i got one person on my list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 yeah.. i hate backstabbin cockblockers... kill them all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inhalant Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 hang there whole family and throw a hotel party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Seriously Lens, you know dude has to get punched in the face. do it, then call and tell me about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 ^^^ Yeah, that is if you would ever pick up your phone! ; ) Other backstabbing types i hate and i am sure some of you have dealt with this before.... You're out and about with a friend and okay...you're not having the best time. Suddenly, you run into So-and-So oner who has a lead on a great party. For whatever reason, you're unable to go (room for only one more head in the car, low on cash, etc...) but your pal looks at you and goes "Well, sucks to be you buddy" and takes off leaving you there. People like that get the big X off the buddy list pronto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 damn thats salty... none my nigs have everypulled shit like that on me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 it sure has happened to me before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 thats never happened to me but before i was dating my current gf, i was hangin out with the guy that is al trying to pop at her. his name is doug, and me and a few other homies were kickin it and doug's older brother happened to be throwin the party of the century but only 4 people were allowed to go. i was chosen, but 3 other homies were not. i was all apologetic like sorry man maybe doug can let you in after. doug just says "peace" and walks away....i thought that was pretty shady i geuss i should have stayed at the park, but this party was wild Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 dont even bother punchin him, hes a bitch. so backhand slap him like such, plus hell be way more embarrased then if u punched him. think about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Yeah, a slap is pretty good for takin away a mans dignity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Yea right on the eye, thatll stun him, and then let him know whats up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 (bear in mind i had no mind to go but the tickets were free) Ok lens i like your e-self but this here bugs me. your all butt-hurt because a dude took your tickets and went to a concert you didnt want to go to and you didnt pay for? Yeh he technicly stole them from you, but you didnt even want them. so whats the big idea? If this happened to me i wouldnt care. Fact. Im this close to giving you a fucking wack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 yeah.. i hate backstabbin cockblockers... kill them all did somebody say...kill 'em all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 2 of my "friends" slept with my ex not more than a week after we broke up (like a month ago)' date=' then I found out she cheated on me with some guy who goes to a bar that I work the door at. I see these dudes all the time and am more than capable of tearing their heads off, (and I've stomped dudes for much less than these infractions) but for some reason I feel like she wins if I fight them. She thrives off drama and I'd rather act like I dont care. But it sure doesnt feel good to let them walk.[/quote'] Passive retribution is the way to deal with this shit. If they're trying to make you jealous and you don't give a shit they'll go crazy. I suggest getting a bunch of your friends to blow up her pink. Then, after she has sex with a few more people, drop the "You're a disgusting slut and nobody respects you" Bomb on her skeevy ass. This will drive her crazy and she'll move out of state. Trust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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