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I'M DRUNK AS A SKUNK

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Females on 12oz?! ahahahahaha yea there a few but I am still skeptical of fatilist...

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Skeptical of fatalist?

 

 

pssshhhh, dyude, you don't even know....that's my number 1 drunk dial right thurrrrrrr

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So i met this asian girl at a club a month ago and after copious making out, we make plans to hang out a few days hence.

 

So after a lackluster date in which she proved to be lame as sin without alochol in her, i attempted to liven things up by suggesting we stop into a bar and get a cocktail

 

::lens' date:: "Wait...what? it's only 5:30 in the evening....you want a cocktail now?"

 

::lens speechless::

 

 

 

 

NEXT!

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So i met this asian girl at a club a month ago and after copious making out, we make plans to hang out a few days hence.

 

So after a lackluster date in which she proved to be lame as sin without alochol in her, i attempted to liven things up by suggesting we stop into a bar and get a cocktail

 

::lens' date:: "Wait...what? it's only 5:30 in the evening....you want a cocktail now?"

 

::lens speechless::

 

 

 

 

NEXT!

 

 

this reply jus insinuated you have standards....

 

lies.

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I'm not drunk....I'm at work

 

 

I got faded last night though.....

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this reply jus insinuated you have standards....

 

lies.

 

as far as a girl not having a stick up her ass? yes.

 

look sare kinda important too ya know.

 

Since when have you known me to fall for a wacky, out of control, heroin'd out party girl?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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.....oh, wait, I know who..............................shit

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B.A.D. Derby Girls?

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mmhmmm.....

 

word word.

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Guest nutsonmychin!

the party's at golden bull i thought?

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Guest nutsonmychin!

right right

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nah it would be this:

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englands gay rapper.

 

ha ha, so good it has to be shown twice....

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