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"Meet me for coffee...."

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OS i've gone through three rounds of interviews for this job I have been gunning for, each one tougher than the last.

 

Not too long ago i get a call from the main manager I would be working for were I to get this job......he wants to meet me for coffee tommorrow (no homo)

 

Holy shit, i think they want to offer me the job....

 

your thoughts 12oz? Similar experiences folks wanna share to boost my confidence (or bring it down for all the jerkoffs out there) ?

 

 

 

 

note: not the most exciting thread.....we seem to have been ecountering a spate of shitty ones lately and I know this doesn't help said trend but hey, at least it isn;t about shit or vomit.

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well dont count your chickens before they hatch. That said; good luck. I guess if you get the job you wont be on much anymore. Wow people are growing up....

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damnit, threads like this just remind me of how i need a real job.. ive never met over coffee to discuss employment :(

 

 

good luck nyugga!

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Dress for the job you want, not the job you have..(once you get in the door..)

 

This phrase has helped me over the years..

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yeah, if I get this job, i definately won't be here as much.

 

we'll see what happens. I'll quit this current job of mine monday if I get the offer....ha ha ha

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note: not the most exciting thread.....we seem to have been ecountering a spate of shitty ones lately and I know this doesn't help said trend but hey, at least it isn;t about shit or vomit.

 

Yeah sometimes coffee makes me shit too.

 

* Oh yeah and LENS call me tomorrow for stickers!

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I'd be a corporate recruiter working for a big company. My job would be to steal talented employees from other companies and bring'em to work for us...among other things.

 

edit: the unofficial title is "corporate head hunter" but the actual title is "Recruiting Specialist"

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* Oh yeah and LENS call me tomorrow for stickers!

 

Finally......

 

 

(thanks dude)

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You have it for sure ( I only read your post so if you updated it and got it good luck, if you didn't get it disregard this post)

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I'd be a corporate recruiter working for a big company. My job would be to steal talented employees from other companies and bring'em to work for us...among other things.

 

edit: the unofficial title is "corporate head hunter" but the actual title is "Recruiting Specialist"

So you could hook the oz with jobs?

I got an asian cousin...

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So you could hook the oz with jobs?

I got an asian cousin...

 

 

lol, does that mean you're semi-good at math now?

 

or dance dance revolution or something asians do

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I take anybody who I'm going to hire as a Manager to Outback Steakhouse to offer the job to them.

 

I love expense reports,

 

edit, good luck

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BUY A COFFEE!

 

LIKE DON'T JUST SHOW UP AND SIT THERE, TALKING ABOUT "NO THANKS, I DONT DRINK COFFEE"

 

EVEN IF YOU DONT PRETEND YOU DO

 

 

THE ONE TIME I SHOWED UP TO AN INTERVIEW LIKE THAT I DIDNT GET ONE AND I THINK THAT THREW ME OFF FOR THE WHOLE INTERVIEW

 

HE SAID HE WOULD CALL ME BACK BUT NEVER DID,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[RANT]FAGGOT, YOU FUCKING BOOTLEG-ASS COMIC BOOK GUY

 

 

NIGGA IMMA ETCH YO SHIT![/RANT]

 

 

 

sorry about the size, but im trying toi make you sure you dont slip up

 

good luck my whodie

 

run that nigga over!

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When we used to take applicants for coffee it usually meant it was down to like the last 5...seems as though this is the final and most crucial stage..

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Good to be you. I just got a call from the employment agency telling me they are going to cut my dole payment. For being a douche bag.

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RING RING*



 

"hello"

 

"yea im calling on behalf of gofuckurself employment ageny to inform you that your dole payment is going to be cut"

 

"what?! why?"

 

"Well its come to our attention that youre a douche bag and under the circumstances we're just going to have to deal with it the way with deal with people... of your sort."

 

"awww man"

 

"yea..... Well were going to need you to come in and comfirm that you are in fact a douche bag. So well see you tommorrow morning."

 

"ok"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"...fucking douche bag"

 

click*

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