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Jackson

SO I CRASHED MY CAR

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BEFORE:

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AFTER:

 

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Car was 2 days old, had put 49 miles on it, just driving around getting a feel for it and shit.

 

Was about to overtake a bus, but he didn't yeild and he hit my rear right hand wheel.

Went flying accross the road into a parked car.

Never been so angry in my whole fucking life.

 

No one was hurt, a woman on the bus got stretchered away, me and my friend were untouched, albeit a bit shaken up.

The Wu-Tang was still banging afterwards.

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You're fender is on the ground.

 

 

But damn, that's so funny that it happened two days later. So what's going on with the insurance?

 

 

I fucked up my bumper the other day. I was parking in some gravelly lot as far away from the couple fucking in their vehicle, and that made me park in some fucked up spot that had hidden concrete thingies.

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Guest nutsonmychin!

that is the gayest looking car ever

looks like a golf cart

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Thanks.

Yea, I think the bus company will pay up because he hit me in the back.

[NO HOMO]

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You euros have strange looking cars.

 

Sorry for your loss! 49 miles? haha, shit...

 

And fuck a hidden concrete thingy weapon, I feel you on that.

 

Why do I always think you're an Aussie when you're from, like, Mass..right?

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i want one of those cars. it runs on my feelings of admiration. the admiration of my coolness.

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those little cars must get the fucking shit kicked out of them when they crash into bigger cars.

:eek:

Next stop... rocket science!

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true story....

 

bought a VW...some model.....

 

anyway, ONE DAY after buying it, it gets creamed at 4 am by a city garbage truck. After evaluation by a mechanic, it was all cosmetic damage BUT tells me the car has a TON of engine, strutural and other assorted problems....wtf?!?!?

 

I bought the ride for $3000, the city paid me $5000 as a settlement.

 

So basically i got a free car, $2000 and i later sold the thing to gypsies for $400 cash in hand

 

 

sweet

 

 

 

bummer on your car.

 

 

like you can talk pork chop, where's YOUR car these days?

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i want one of those cars. it runs on my feelings of admiration. the admiration of my coolness.

 

hahaha.

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