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wet cat

what would you rahter have????

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i ask people this all the time and its just funny to hear what people say.

 

 

 

what would you rather have a huge pine cone up your ass or you mom shit on your chest naked???

 

 

its hard but ask a friend and this shit is funny.

 

 

you have to choice one.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

Both are not Metal

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i'd rather you be able to spell correctly before youre allowed to make a billion threads.

 

:idea:

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

I would rather click on another thread.

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like just thinking about it there both just sick.its emotional scar or huge physical scar.not being able to work for a while or not being able to look at your mom the same way.damn.

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like just thinking about it there both just sick.its emotional scar or huge physical scar.not being able to work for a while or not being able to look at your mom the same way.damn.

 

 

Your 12 aren't you?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh yeah, you get -200 Metal Points.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro
dude damn how did you know i was 12......dad is that you

 

 

 

If you where my son I would slap the shit out of you everyday. Then make you listen to all things Metal from Slayer to Dimmu Bogir, while I drink PBR and then I would force you in the car where we would go and "run over shit". Then maybe that would make you more Metal and not post stupid threads about pine cones.

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-

what if

yer mom ate so many snickers

that she shit out something which resembled a pinecone

n then you stuffed it up yer pre-pubescent asshole

 

 

 

best of both worlds there sonny

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CHECK THIS OUT

THE SUN WENT DOWN AS I HIT SLAUSON

ON MY WAY TO THE STRIP, NOW I'M JUST FLOSSIN

CHECKIN MY REARVIEW,

CUZ NIGGAZ THEY WILL DO

JACK MOVES,

BLACK FOOLS CUZ I SMACK FOOLS

TRY TO SET ME UP FOR A TWO-ELEVEN

FUCK AROUND AND GET CAUGHT UP IN A ONE-EIGHT-SEVEN

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If you where my son I would slap the shit out of you everyday. Then make you listen to all things Metal from Slayer to Dimmu Bogir' date=' while I drink PBR and then I would force you in the car where we would go and "run over shit". Then maybe that would make you more Metal and not post stupid threads about pine cones.[/quote']

 

 

 

holy shit dude fucking Dimmu Bogir is the shit.that is true metal.could we smash mail boxes.have you ever taken pictures with dead cows.now thats metal.even more when we killed them.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro
holy shit dude fucking Dimmu Bogir is the shit.that is true metal.could we smash mail boxes.have you ever taken pictures with dead cows.now thats metal.even more when we killed them.

 

 

 

Thats the ticket....now your on the right road my son. No more on this talk of pine cones.

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Guest nutsonmychin!

bolt thrower!!

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Thats the ticket....now your on the right road my son.

 

 

so does that get any metal points.if not ill have to list more metal and more fucked up stories. what about tony danza tapdance extraganza.have you ever heard of them.

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so does that get any metal points.if not ill have to list more metal and more fucked up stories. what about tony danza tapdance extraganza.have you ever heard of them.

 

 

Yes I have, but you are on Metal Point Probation for now.

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i want to pee in your moms butt

 

i just saw the video that made everyone started saying this on the internet. lets just say there was alot more than buttpissing going on.

:burn:

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