AyeBee Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 I paused once to hit a blunt..then I answered my phone and talked about graffiti beef with a homie..then the girl was like "get off me" ..I was like hella young.. That shit's mad whodie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josefstrat@yahoo.com Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 hitting it from behind elbow the girl in the back of the head and scream what the fuck was that?!!??! cause she is thinking the same thing:haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cixelsyd Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 stick finger in butt while holding someone down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 then stick it in her mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cixelsyd Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 or ask to stick in butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inhalant Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 watch finding nemo while fucking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Cry...but keep going Thats so emo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 when she least expects it, i bust out with this >>> NSFW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 HAHAHAHAAHAH!! props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 :lol: That's awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Cry...but keep going Thats so emo I had a chick give me head and cry at the same time because I didnt like her for more than just casual sex.. I felt uncomfortable to begin with then thought 'fuck it , she's doing a good job' haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 I had a chick give me head and cry at the same time because I didnt like her for more than just casual sex.. I felt uncomfortable to begin with then thought 'fuck it , she's doing a good job' haha Thats gangter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 stick my finger in her ass, then afterwards run to the sink and washer furiosly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balki Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 watch finding nemo while fucking. try shindler's list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Oh yea!!! Have your grandma call in the middle of it and just keep going while your carrying on a conversation with your grandmother... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Call another girl and have phone sex while your doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Oh yea!!! Have your grandma call in the middle of it and just keep going while your carrying on a conversation with your grandmother... My girl's house phone rang one time in the middle of fucking, she was sposed to just be there alone watchin TV so she hopped up to answer it. It's her brother, so she's rushin tryin to get off the phone with him, then she walks back over and tries to just climb back on top of me while still talkin to him. Shit was mad weird haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero the Hero Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 The monkey face (aka the abe lincoln) has always been a favorite of mine. You shave your pubes and leave the shavings on your dresser next to your bed. Then when your fuckin your girl, you bust all over her face, then quickly grab the pubes off the dresser and throw it on her face, and at the same time you yell out "MONKEY FACE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odd.pr0ject Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 lmao zero i laughed outloud reading that shit roflflf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 we went to a party at this apartment complex so at like 2 in the morning my buddy brings this bird in the laundry room and hes fuckin her on a washer..we immediately notice this and i go into the kids apartment we were at and grab his laundry basket and some dirty clothes and stroll into the laundry room...the bird starts wilin out but my buddy just holds her down and keeps railin her..i walk over to the washer directly next to them and ask him to pass me the detergent that was next to him and he passes it to me and says ya sure brahh and keeps railin the bird as shes tryin to cover up her tatas..i put the load of laundry in and walk out...2 seconds later me and everyone that was watching bust the door open and run screaming through the room to the other door and outside...classy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispy Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 ^ i actually did that before, but with more people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 i like to stick ol girl with a syringe when hittin it doggy. then she freaks out when i tell her it was heroin. but the look on their face is priceless when you say "JUST KIDDING!" followed by "It was CLOROX" What happens after that is where the real stories are made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loc Dogg Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 pull a hudini on the bitch, always a classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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