Posted June 6, 200619 yr the name explains it all.what are some funny things to say or do while having sex.
June 6, 200619 yr This is for our DARK LORD!! Proceed to stab her and then come into the bloody hole.
June 6, 200619 yr Author ive never done this but whisper you have aids and see how long you can stay on.
June 6, 200619 yr hitting it from behind elbow the girl in the back of the head and scream what the fuck was that?!!??! cause she is thinking the same thing
June 6, 200619 yr "ive never done this but whisper you have aids and see how long you can stay on." har :haha:
June 6, 200619 yr Community Expert ive never done this but whisper you have aids and see how long you can stay on. The funnier thing will be when she whispers back "Dont worry, so do i."
June 6, 200619 yr I really liked that seinfeld episode where George Costanza and that women go mad over the smell of pastrami
June 6, 200619 yr Author i wonder what would happen if you said the other girl before you come over was better
June 6, 200619 yr duhhhhhh pull out cum on your hand and smack her across her mouth, did it and it was great
June 6, 200619 yr my neighbor claims he can never ejaculate because of "unusual" masturbatory habits.
June 6, 200619 yr also, he told us he says to her: "Please, cry for me. I want to see your pain." he is creepy as fuck.
June 6, 200619 yr Author my neighbor claims he can never ejaculate because of "unusual" masturbatory habits. at least he dont need to worry about gettin bitches pregant
June 6, 200619 yr in the last All Nation mag there was an interview with sigh he mentioned fuckin his girl while eating fast food and cookie dough it made me want to vomit
June 6, 200619 yr I know this one person... who ejaculates...but doesnt cum. Hey that was only once!!! I told you not to tell anyone.
June 6, 200619 yr Re: WHY YOU BAN ME I know this one person... who ejaculates...but doesnt cum. LIES!!
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