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Issac Brock

DENTISTS!

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WOW!

 

I just had to go to the dentist and man, did that suck. This type of thing is discussed all the time, but I have to vent. If I were to make a list of things that I DREAD doing, going to the dentist would obviously be #1. It's uncomfortable, painful and awkward.

 

And what is it with these conversationalist dentists? This woman kept asking me about college and finding a job and shit as if I was able to answer. Has she forgotten that her hands and various metal tools are in my mouth?

 

Ugh.

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at any point did your penix become aroused and you had to do that weird shuffle to muffle the trouser beast?

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No, definitely not, and I'm glad that didn't happen. But what that reminded me of what I forgot to mention: She kept talking to other dentists that walked by and when she talked to them she would rest her arms on me like I was an...armrest. Like she would just put her arms on my chest. I was all uncomfortable and pissed off already, I wanted to slap her and yell GET OFF ME BITCH

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I just paid $900 for new retainers. I lost mine. I also have to pay 50 bucks for each additional visit. My orthodontist has messed up teeth. ironic.

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when i had insurance i hated going to the dentist because they would talk to me. just clean my mouth, i dont want to know about your family and i dont want to struggle to answer your questions just to be polite while you're finger fucking my cheek. now that i have insurance again im going to call 1-800 dentist and ask them if they can recommend a mute in my area.

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at any point did your penix become aroused and you had to do that weird shuffle to muffle the trouser beast?

 

When this happens i just think of this..

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She kills wood in heartbeat

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I used to hate dentist too, and I still do...

but last year I got over it a little when I had many appointments in row. I knew every session would last at least 40 minutes and I thought Fuck it. Later this evening I'll be ok anyway, getting drunk etc. The pain and horror will be gone in an hour. small dish.

 

It worked. Defeating a slight phobia was something new for me and I was also able to break out the cycle in many other everyday routines that I hate. It's surprizingly hard for me to defeat the little fucking discouraging thought and actually get shit done

 

edit: i'm getting drunk. whoa

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I used to hate dentist too, and I still do...

but last year I got over it a little when I had many appointments in row. I knew every session would last at least 40 minutes and I thought Fuck it. Later this evening I'll be ok anyway, getting drunk etc. The pain and horror will be gone in an hour. small dish.

 

It worked. Defeating a slight phobia was something new for me and I was also able to break out the cycle in many other everyday routines that I hate. It's surprizingly hard for me to defeat the little fucking discouraging thought and actually get shit done

 

edit: i'm getting drunk. whoa

 

That's why I haven't done well in high school. I'm smart, but I have had trouble ever convincing myself to actually do work. And even if I did do work, I wouldn't try. Now I wish I had, because now that I want to be serious in college, I would have had a lot more doors open to me.

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at any point did your penix become aroused and you had to do that weird shuffle to muffle the trouser beast?

:lol:

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you dont really need to go to college. get a trade' date=' you'll make money without sitting behind a desk.[/quote']

 

I'm not going to sit behind a desk in any of the jobs I am thinking of persuing.

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last time i went to the damn dentist i had a root canal, had to put me to sleep

next time i go, i have to get 4 wisdom pulled

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well' date=' you also wont have to go to school for an extra 4 years.[/quote']

 

I see college as something to look forward to. I want to learn; I want to be educated. I want to be able to do things for a living that require more education and skills than just common knowledge.

 

Also, intramural basketball, baby! Whoooooo

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hm. someone has brainwashed you into thinking without college you will only be able to get "basic skill" jobs.

 

dont get me wrong, i stay going to school to keep my shit working. but it isnt for any particular degree, i just go and see whats up with whats interesting.

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Fuck college...once I realized I didn't wanna go I decided to not try for shit at high school, and managed to have 3 fun ass years before finally droppin out. Now I got one more test to go and I got my GED

 

As far as the dentist goes, fuck em. My oral hygienest (I think that's what they call the dentists assisant?) is cool as fuck though.

 

Also, i heard dentists have the highest suicide rate out of any job...any truth to this?

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