boogie hands Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 ....and found some misfits songs in the karaoke book. i dont know if you have ever gone into a blue collar dive bar and taken over karaoke night but im here to tell you....its the funniest thing ever (and [most of the] rednecks fucking love it). saturday night was a night of bonding with new friends. p.s.-fuck hipster karaoke though....singing dance songs to be ironic in front of a crowd dressed like rich street people is still pretty fucking dumb. p.p.s.-this is what comes up when you google image "strong drinks". not even strong drinks can help these girls. the one on the right looks like she just ate everyone in fraggle rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... i am with you alllll the way on the drunken take over tip. grabbing the mike off some poor girl singing a song from grease, yelling the next two lines then proceeding to ask everybody in the place "MIKE WHO?!?!?!?!" it went downhill from there. i have been kicked out of karaoke bars more times than any other venue. obviously im simply too good at singing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... Thats a huge bitch. Japanese shows always have kareoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... hahaha I've never done this, but I know I will... punk/hc karaoke. That would be my true destiny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... Went to a place where all they had was punk karaoke, but instead of a stupid machine they had a real band just play the song you wanted to make an ass of yourself too. That place had good beer, I wonder if I could find it again............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... i went to a kareoke bar once. sang a song and almost fainted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... EWWWWWW...That girl on the left looks like Punky Brewster after 200 carrot cakes.. You fucked her huh?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted June 5, 2006 Author Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... yeah man. many times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... i love karaoke, but the only song i can bust is "Under The Bridge" Because it's in A flat, so i can hit all those notes, and i know all the lyrics. The problem is the song is so sad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... Karaoke is the funnest ever. There was a bar called Bar 180 in london. which had karaoke every other friday night. It was fucking heroic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... Yeah, you can't go wrong with a little Spin Doctors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... I could easily see myself bein the drunk muthafucka that refuses to give up the mic, convinced that they're only boo'ing because they don't understand my musical genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man with the Answers Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... I do karoake all the time. I make a total fool of my self... did some new kids just to rep the old Town... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... "FUCK HEINEKEN!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... i love karaoke' date=' but the only song i can bust is "Under The Bridge" Because it's in A flat, so i can hit all those notes, and i know all the lyrics. The problem is the song is so sad[/quote'] what the heck.... are you'a tenor tooooooooooooooooooo??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... the place me and my homies go, you rent your own room. it's some korean place or some shit, and you have a tv and two mics. you bring in bottles and get shit faced. i was skeptical at first, but a little bacardi and i was all over it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted June 5, 2006 Author Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... thats what im talking about. that guy is feeling it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... poor guy, he's getting anal raped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... yeah you have to get those asian gangster joints in chinatown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... last time I went to karoke there was a cop in our booth and people started blazing up fat doobzors in front of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... wow, you guys are frickin amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... I have such poor self esteem that I'm embarrassed to even do karaoke. Hoever the fuck you spell that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... karaoke is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grim540 Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... The bar I go to I have the same list..... American Nightmare (misfits) What I got (sublime) The Pills I took (Hank III) Cherry Cherry (Neil Diamond) Guitars Cadillacs (Dwight Yokam) yeah, we are a bunch of redneck punkers down here..... DRUNK AT 10:30..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... I have such poor self esteem that I'm embarrassed to even do karaoke. Hoever the fuck you spell that shit. same, well i'd have to be very sloshed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Re: i always though karaoke was gay but then i got drunk.... i can't do karaoke in front of a large group of strangers but one of those private karaoke rooms with all your friends + alcohol is tons of fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Kareoke starts out at a base level of gay, then you get drunk, and it becomes fun as hell. The next day, you think back on it, and you're like "Nah, shit was gay". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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