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i always thought karaoke was drunk but then i got gay....

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....and found some misfits songs in the karaoke book. i dont know if you have ever gone into a blue collar dive bar and taken over karaoke night but im here to tell you....its the funniest thing ever (and [most of the] rednecks fucking love it). saturday night was a night of bonding with new friends.

 

p.s.-fuck hipster karaoke though....singing dance songs to be ironic in front of a crowd dressed like rich street people is still pretty fucking dumb.

 

p.p.s.-this is what comes up when you google image "strong drinks".

 

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not even strong drinks can help these girls. the one on the right looks like she just ate everyone in fraggle rock.

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i am with you alllll the way on the drunken take over tip. grabbing the mike off some poor girl singing a song from grease, yelling the next two lines then proceeding to ask everybody in the place "MIKE WHO?!?!?!?!" it went downhill from there.

 

i have been kicked out of karaoke bars more times than any other venue. obviously im simply too good at singing.

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hahaha

 

I've never done this, but I know I will...

punk/hc karaoke. That would be my true destiny

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Went to a place where all they had was punk karaoke, but instead of a stupid machine they had a real band just play the song you wanted to make an ass of yourself too. That place had good beer, I wonder if I could find it again.............

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i went to a kareoke bar once.

sang a song

and almost fainted.

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EWWWWWW...That girl on the left looks like Punky Brewster after 200 carrot cakes..

 

You fucked her huh??

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i love karaoke, but the only song i can bust is "Under The Bridge" Because it's in A flat, so i can hit all those notes, and i know all the lyrics. The problem is the song is so sad

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Karaoke is the funnest ever.

There was a bar called Bar 180 in london. which had karaoke every other friday night. It was fucking heroic.

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I could easily see myself bein the drunk muthafucka that refuses to give up the mic, convinced that they're only boo'ing because they don't understand my musical genius

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"FUCK HEINEKEN!!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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i love karaoke' date=' but the only song i can bust is "Under The Bridge" Because it's in A flat, so i can hit all those notes, and i know all the lyrics. The problem is the song is so sad[/quote']

 

what the heck....

are you'a tenor tooooooooooooooooooo???

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the place me and my homies go, you rent your own room. it's some korean place or some shit, and you have a tv and two mics. you bring in bottles and get shit faced. i was skeptical at first, but a little bacardi and i was all over it....

 

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thats what im talking about. that guy is feeling it.

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poor guy, he's getting anal raped

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yeah you have to get those asian gangster joints in chinatown.

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last time I went to karoke there was a cop in our booth and people started blazing up fat doobzors in front of him.

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I have such poor self esteem that I'm embarrassed to even do karaoke. Hoever the fuck you spell that shit.

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