po-thead Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 I had to read that twice, and I still don't really know what went down. I was thinking the exact same thing, i read that twice and still don't know what the hell happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 you really showed her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 she's probably making fun of you to all her friends right about now. she probably said "you do her best" so you would shut the fuck up. she did it to appease you. what shes telling her frriends is, all he did is try to make out with me then he whipped out his little dick in teh car and starting jerking off. gay-thetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 I can't believe people actually read that twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livetodestro Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 I don't know about the rest of you but I give him props Me too.:biglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 so im not the only one who jerks off on dashboards at night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 yes, yes you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 wow, confusing. so pretty much you agreed to hang out with her because you thought you were going to get some ass, since you hadn't gotten any since she dumped you 8 months ago. and every attempt you made to get it started was weak, and ol girl knew what was going on, denying you of what you want: pussy. you could have had better luck with a hooker, or just staying at home and beat off thinking about her. you suck. *edited so i could say you suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerm4 Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 im not even angry. im actually impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 so from what i understand he wanted somthing like this.... but it turned out something like this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 Jack Black is one fat motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 Congradulations. you're officially ..........lame. and no you don't get cool points or whatever for jerkin off. because...simply put, you didn't get any. your love life and gas is on the same level....Self Service Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 may I preface this with: I really love it when people embarrass themselves on 12oz. It will be a cold day in hell before I blog some personal type shit on 12oz. that said, I have lived down some pretty embarrassing things but masterbating on her dashboard (anyone else think of the Meatloaf song?) really takes the cake in the worst way. That shit is funny to us (and creepy) no doubt, but it's at your expense sucker. Think about that before you want to be the butt of another joke or act so desperate and horny that you actually jerk off in your ex's car. That's prob. not funny for her either. Prob. restraining order more like it. edit: spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 yeah, you're going to probably want to get a new name now, because any further posts will be responded to with comments like: "WHY DONT YOU GO JACK OFF ON YOUR EX GIRLFRIENDS DASHBOARD" etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 ^Your story reminds me of that guy. Damn, the fuck was.... how was that even a good idea? Your thought process is all wrong man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syre Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 all you showed her is that you are a perv that is going nowhere in life. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 I think the joke's on anyone who's taking this seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 this is the most relivant thing in this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 right...i think the term is actually refered to as 'asshole'. for real. thats the dumbest fucking thing ive read in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 next time ask yourself: "WWUJD?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Uncle Jesse wouldn't have this problem, cuz he doesn't have ex girlfriends. Just bitches he got sick of fuckin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 I'm still on good terms with my ex but I try to keep my distance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Jack Black is one fat motherfucker. And not funny. Someone tried to argue with me the other day that he was on par with Will Ferrel, Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Luke Wilson , etc etc. I had a very strong urge to rip their kidneys out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 I'm still on good terms with my ex but I try to keep my distance. thats all wrong man.... you gotta call her and tell her to get over to where youre at... stat..... and then rub one out on her dash.... have you learned nothing from this thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 And not funny. Someone tried to argue with me the other day that he was on par with Will Ferrel' date=' Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Luke Wilson , etc etc. I had a very strong urge to rip their kidneys out[/quote'] buy the tenacious d dvd..... its fuckin hilarious.... really.... especially when mixed with trees and brown water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 thats all wrong man.... you gotta call her and tell her to get over to where youre at... stat..... and then rub one out on her dash.... have you learned nothing from this thread? the only thing I have learned from this thread is.....nothing. I would rather continue to have random hook ups than make some creepy attempt to win back love with misguided splooge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 This is truly the saddess thing Lens has posted. :shakehead: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 how do you figure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doeyemakeyou Posted June 5, 2006 Author Share Posted June 5, 2006 everyone thinks that i was attempting to get som from her..thats not what it was about. i wanted to let her know that i didnt care for her. and i think i succeeded...and i did get a kiss at the end of the date so apparently i did something right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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