doeyemakeyou Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 So my ex girl friend calls me up and wants to hang out with me. I hadnt seen or talked to her in like 8 months. we were together for like 3 yrs and now she has a new boyfriend. i didnt really want to hangout with her but she came over and we hung out anyways. Im not seeing anyone myself to make her jealous so i had to find a new way to go ot in a blaze of glory. so. the whole time we were hanging out i consistantly insisted that we either make out have sex or her blow me. and i preceed everyone with an i love and i want to be with you. also i told her that i know she knows that i can do her right(which she admitted to) the best part though was when she was driven i whipped my penis and started jerkin off. im the man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 right...i think the term is actually refered to as 'asshole'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 haha. wait, so you didn't get a blow job ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 did she dump you? because from my reading that it sounds like she did! so pulling out out your wang & having a go in front of her is not going to make her jealous dude.if anything you'll look like a bit of a tool. Not going out with someone to make her jealous didn't seem to work if she has a new man did it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 you're like 12years old i'm guessing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 thats it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 I had to read that twice, and I still don't really know what went down. I went to the beach today, the sun fucking exhausted me. nap time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hulkamania Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 soooo.. you were the only one touching the wang ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 yo, it sounds like you put yourself out there, i hope you at least glazed her lap and the dashboard in her car if you made such a dumb move. :shakehead: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctrlaltdelete Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 how embarassing for you man. you should have called up some booty call and orchestrated her walking in on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidDope Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 YOU FUCKING TOOK OUT YOUR DICK AND MASTURBATED IN THE PASSENGER SEAT YOU HAVE A PROBLEM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustySprayCan Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 So lemme get this straight you tried making her jealous by busting a nut on her dashboard and hoped that she thought OMG I cant believe I dumped him the dashboard empregnating prick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 hahahhahahh even makros took the time out to make fun of you. congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 SO THEN I THREW THE SALAD AT HER DOOR... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 i don't get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 soooo.. you were the only one touching the wang ? This is also confusing me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UmmHmmm Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 SO THEN I THREW THE SALAD AT HER DOOR... haha where is turbocapslock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 =Queazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_nightcrawler Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 haha where is turbocapslock? maybe he is turbocapslock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 I don't know about the rest of you but I give him props Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 or maybe he's in turbocapslockup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 hatred of mankind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 i got a call from my ex today too... she's hot as fuck.. i feel stupid for leaving her, but she can be stupid sometimes. i always swore tht if i give her the boto.. im gonna stick it in her butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a605writer Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 contrary to that guy's story, today I hungout with my ex. We had a bad brake up that was my fault, we don't have to go into details about what i did, but I never got over it, and now I wanna get back together so bad. Shes fine as hell and the coolest girl Ill ever know, so bottom line, girls fuck your shit up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 EASY there Casanova, don't get ALL OF the chicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wreck.One Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 damn dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 the whole time we were hanging out i consistantly insisted that we either make out have sex or her blow me ...-im the man Wow, so fucking suave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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