willy.wonka Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 my homie did the same thing, but he pissed all over the stereo.. he was naked and after he pissed on the stereo, he went outside.. butt naked. oh he was drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 I was once copping a BJ and I was so drunk I mistook needed to piss for being about to cum/ thats a secret btw.......oooh well it wasn't my face/mouth .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 yuck... have you seen the girl since? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 I once pissed in a wastebasket. Sad thing is' date=' I wasn't even drunk. I was just real sleepy and pseudo-sleepwalking.[/quote'] yeah, lazy. that's what it is, you must be half messycan man, I know you, too lazy to steal and shit... piss in the trash can because it's closer, and funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted June 4, 2006 Share Posted June 4, 2006 I was once copping a BJ and I was so drunk I mistook needed to piss for being about to cum/ thats a secret btw.......oooh well it wasn't my face/mouth .... Hahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 I was at this party. I brought a handle of Jack Daniels that I'd gotten through nefarious means and I was passing it around, sharing the wealth, having a wonderful time when. This twerp makes us all sit and watch some old Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles TV shows. So I passed out. Next thing I know when my friend walks in the door I say "Hey Joe" whip it out and piss all over the tv. shit happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 your life is gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 your um? so dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonkerock Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 One night my boy had some people over, alot of drinking, the usual. And my friend's girlfriend passed out in his bathroom and was kinda wrapped around the base of the toilet. It was really cold and i didn't want to go outside to piss, so i just went in the toilet anyway. Well, i had a split stream, must of been a peice of lint or something, and piss went all over her face and in her mouth. the end the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRESHJEANJIVE Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 I was at this party. I brought a handle of Jack Daniels that I'd gotten through nefarious means and I was passing it around' date=' sharing the wealth, having a wonderful time when. This twerp makes us all sit and watch some old Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles TV shows. So I passed out. Next thing I know when my friend walks in the door I say "Hey Joe" whip it out and piss all over the tv. shit happens[/quote'] dumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 you had to be there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 a girl i know gets repeatedly drunk to the point where she passes out and pisses her pants while she is sleeping. she was at the same party i was the night before it happened again, and i witnessed her passing out on a homies bed, i told him, "dude you better wake up ***** cuz you know she is gonna pee in your bed". I was joking at the time using the general humor of her doing it before, I never really thought it would. The next day I find out that she did piss his bed, I fucking told him to wactch out! this is the same bitch that was roaring drunk and opened some girls underwear drawer and took a piss, then used some of the panties to wipe off. wtf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 a girl i know gets repeatedly drunk to the point where she passes out and pisses her pants while she is sleeping. she was at the same party i was the night before it happened again, and i witnessed her passing out on a homies bed, i told him, "dude you better wake up ***** cuz you know she is gonna pee in your bed". I was joking at the time using the general humor of her doing it before, I never really thought it would. The next day I find out that she did piss his bed, I fucking told him to wactch out! this is the same bitch that was roaring drunk and opened some girls underwear drawer and took a piss, then used some of the panties to wipe off. wtf. She would get punched in the face, quick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 WORDEMUP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 smash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 a girl i know gets repeatedly drunk to the point where she passes out and pisses her pants while she is sleeping. she was at the same party i was the night before it happened again, and i witnessed her passing out on a homies bed, i told him, "dude you better wake up ***** cuz you know she is gonna pee in your bed". I was joking at the time using the general humor of her doing it before, I never really thought it would. The next day I find out that she did piss his bed, I fucking told him to wactch out! this is the same bitch that was roaring drunk and opened some girls underwear drawer and took a piss, then used some of the panties to wipe off. wtf. Maybe she really gets framed for being the bed pisser..it could be a not so friend of hers that pisses on her and then makes it look like she pisst herself. hey it could happen..... :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 I took a girl home the other night that was completely smashed..She puked out my truck door for like twenty minutes and after I took her inside and left I guess she peed right in the middle of her living room floor.. Crazy whore.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 YEARS ago i was out with friends everyone got wasted we get back to B's house time for bed he tells everyone where to sleep. we all knew where the bathroom was, but someone was feeling sick adn hogging it up so B says "theres a bathroom in my mom's room too" hours later, B's mom wakes up to find S taking a piss on a pile of her laundry in the corner he thought B had said "there is a bucket in my mom's room" and went in there, apparently mistook a pile of laundry for a piss bucket, and unloaded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 this is why I have my own place and i never looked back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 why are the dudes that piss on chick's faces cool, but chicks who piss the bed whores? my friend pissed herself at the bar the other night,. i have pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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