GamblersGrin Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 this is the best thing ive heard all day. (yes, farked!) http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060602/od_afp/chinacrimeoffbeat_060602113328 Deaf-mute crime ring busted in Shanghai SHANGHAI (AFP) - Chinese police have busted a gang of deaf-mute thieves in Shanghai that was run out of a prison hundreds of kilometres (miles) away, a state press report said. The outfit was allegedly run by Wang Weidong, 40, a deaf man serving a life sentence for manslaughter in the southeastern province of Jiangxi, about 800 kilometres (500 miles) from Shanghai, the Shanghai Daily website said. Police arrested the group of 13 members after a six month spree of stealing on Shanghai public buses. Wang sent orders to his subordinates by communicating in sign language during prison visiting hours, the report said. It did not say how police caught the band. Police found 100,000 yuan (12,500 dollars) stashed in a bank account in a Jiangxi. "The deaf and mute pilferers' ring followed a strict discipline of their own," police officer Dai Min was quoted as saying in the report. "The members submitted all the valuables and cash they stole every day to their leaders ... members would receive their income at the end of the year," said police. Police were not immediately available for comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 second Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 the raid would be cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Are people that stupid that they are going to recieve commission at the end of the year for what you steal now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 wow this is fucking cool. deaf people adn their secret code language...no one undertands it. he says hes saying "nice to meet you", but instead its "im going to rape your daughter" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 best crime ring ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Are people that stupid that they are going to recieve commission at the end of the year for what you steal now? deaf, mute, and dumb... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 But, discipline's what make the Chinese so badass. It doesnt matter what they're disciplined about, just that they're disciplined. Truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 the raid would be cake they couldnt hear them coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 kung pao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 asians are fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ckit Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 chinese deaf-mute ninjas are going to take over the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Jump Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 SHANGHAIING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 Ah! Even better than the mime farts question I posed in another thread... consider a vanfull of deaf-mutes one of whom has gas. or BETTER, a device that just squirts out fart smell every so often so that none of them actually farts but everyone suspects everyone else, truly the building blocks of drama! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 But' date=' discipline's what make the Chinese so badass. It doesnt matter what they're disciplined about, just that they're disciplined. Truth.[/quote'] Co-signed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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