Man Shoots Little Girls With Squirt Gun Loaded With Semen

 

As an 8-year-old girl looked at toys in an Orlando Kmart, a 5-foot-6, 160 pound man with blondish-brown hair politely approached and asked her to open her mouth. What he shot on her face was not water but semen from inside a squirt gun.

 

link: http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/14511/Man_Shoots_Girl_With_Semen_loaded_Water_Gun

 

 

p.s. - 99 posts and a bitch aint one

 

actual product.

 

 

http://www.hasbro.com/default.cfm?page=browse&product_id=17359

 

 

see it in action:

 

 

"major pumping required"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i want one pretty bad.

that looks sweet, like some alien/toxic-avenger/ron jeremy hybrid

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yeah im pretty sure google oner hates us all

i bet you that kid probably wont even let his friends near his squirt gun collection, let alone have a water fight.

[/no homo]

back to the real issue here.....they guy shootin skeet in a 8 yr olds mouth?? what a fucking sicko this guy should be shot with a REAL gun in the mouth

i like drinking water better than i like shooting it at people.

wait til you get real dehydrated one day you'll be thinking about that squirt gun you once shot or the water balloon you once tossed. it seemed like a good idea at the time......WRONG

it must take a whole lot of skeetin to fill up one of those things

kill him

that's pretty disgusting.

:yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck:

fuked up!

YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Sick.

 

But the squirt gun collection is... Sick!

Dude should be locked in a room with the girl's dad for 20 minutes (no homo) as a part of his sentence...unless, of course, the dad is a pussy in which case Glik has to substitue

 

And I'm extremely jealous of that kid's collection, I miss the days of watergun and balloon fights

how do you even get semen into a water gun?

Dude should be locked in a room with the girl's dad for 20 minutes (no homo) as a part of his sentence...unless, of course, the dad is a pussy in which case Glik has to substitue

 

And I'm extremely jealous of that kid's collection, I miss the days of watergun and balloon fights

i think even a pussy would kick thats dudes ass

 

 

you cant get aids from a homeless dude bustin a nut on your forehead

25 to life

does anybody find it funny that before the semen shooting, the "sicko" would have to have gone about his day strapped with a water pistol. full of semen.

 

humans never cease to amaze me.

i once pissed in a supersoaker and shot some kid in the face. i was young so it was okay.

i once tried to make a flame thrower out of a super soaker

i once pissed in a supersoaker and shot some kid in the face. i was young so it was okay.

funniest. post. ever.

i once tried to make a flame thrower out of a super soaker

 

tried?..... its quite easy and works succesfully

i hope his dick falls off.

i once tried to make a flame thrower out of a super soaker

rubbing alchohol in a squirt bottle with a candle taped on!!!!

but since when does anyone have the right to do natures job for them????

this guy is an exception, put him in folsom and lower the security, he'll be worse than dead

I hereby sentence the defendent to Getting Ripped In Half By Gliko.

how would a little girl know what semen is anyways

unless shes a SLUT

hahaha.