r00t Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Man Shoots Little Girls With Squirt Gun Loaded With Semen As an 8-year-old girl looked at toys in an Orlando Kmart, a 5-foot-6, 160 pound man with blondish-brown hair politely approached and asked her to open her mouth. What he shot on her face was not water but semen from inside a squirt gun. link: http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/14511/Man_Shoots_Girl_With_Semen_loaded_Water_Gun p.s. - 99 posts and a bitch aint one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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En Sabah Nur Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 actual product. http://www.hasbro.com/default.cfm?page=browse&product_id=17359 see it in action: "major pumping required" i want one pretty bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r00t Posted June 1, 2006 Author Share Posted June 1, 2006 that looks sweet, like some alien/toxic-avenger/ron jeremy hybrid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r00t Posted June 1, 2006 Author Share Posted June 1, 2006 "Graffiti Removal Products Remove Graffiti quickly and easily Powerful, Biodegradable & Low Odor" yeah im pretty sure google oner hates us all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 i bet you that kid probably wont even let his friends near his squirt gun collection, let alone have a water fight. [/no homo] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 back to the real issue here.....they guy shootin skeet in a 8 yr olds mouth?? what a fucking sicko this guy should be shot with a REAL gun in the mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 i like drinking water better than i like shooting it at people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 wait til you get real dehydrated one day you'll be thinking about that squirt gun you once shot or the water balloon you once tossed. it seemed like a good idea at the time......WRONG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how how are are you you Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 it must take a whole lot of skeetin to fill up one of those things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 kill him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
po-thead Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 that's pretty disgusting. :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 fuked up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Sick. But the squirt gun collection is... Sick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Dude should be locked in a room with the girl's dad for 20 minutes (no homo) as a part of his sentence...unless, of course, the dad is a pussy in which case Glik has to substitue And I'm extremely jealous of that kid's collection, I miss the days of watergun and balloon fights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 how do you even get semen into a water gun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Dude should be locked in a room with the girl's dad for 20 minutes (no homo) as a part of his sentence...unless, of course, the dad is a pussy in which case Glik has to substitue And I'm extremely jealous of that kid's collection, I miss the days of watergun and balloon fights i think even a pussy would kick thats dudes ass you cant get aids from a homeless dude bustin a nut on your forehead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRESHJEANJIVE Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 25 to life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 does anybody find it funny that before the semen shooting, the "sicko" would have to have gone about his day strapped with a water pistol. full of semen. humans never cease to amaze me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 i once pissed in a supersoaker and shot some kid in the face. i was young so it was okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 i once tried to make a flame thrower out of a super soaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 i once pissed in a supersoaker and shot some kid in the face. i was young so it was okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 funniest. post. ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARRERO BEAST Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 i once tried to make a flame thrower out of a super soaker tried?..... its quite easy and works succesfully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 i hope his dick falls off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"inkie" Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 i once tried to make a flame thrower out of a super soaker rubbing alchohol in a squirt bottle with a candle taped on!!!! but since when does anyone have the right to do natures job for them???? this guy is an exception, put him in folsom and lower the security, he'll be worse than dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 I hereby sentence the defendent to Getting Ripped In Half By Gliko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 how would a little girl know what semen is anyways unless shes a SLUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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