guerillaeye Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 porkchop.. you made someones day :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 like 500 someones; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illkillyou Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 why would you run into a store.......i would have pelted you with another paper for running into the store....if it was me i would have just hept walking and been like what the fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeerParkWater Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Owned.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 could be worse you could have a newspaper for a face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 facial Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 could a mod please tack on "....with a penis" to the thread title? it would make my day --------->Lens thanking in advance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 i just watched a lady hit another lady in the face numerous times while holding a hadfull of her hair at work. truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
510FLIX Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 on the topic of gritty shit smacking you and making the greatest sound, teabagging loooks really hard to pull off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 ^^^ (To Count Chocula) Are you the doorman at a Fight Club or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 why does this kinda stuff never happen when im out, i woulda been laughing for a minute if id seen that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 and you shoulda played it off by reading the paper after you were done, even if it was the dirty asian sluts mag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA porkchop is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 LIES... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 You should of just yelled "yeah i got hit in the face with a new's paper, what the fuck are you going to do about it." and then walked the fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Anytime something embaressing happens to me in public I throw my hands up and yell "I'M OK!". Gotta put the public at ease, yahmean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 I once saw a metal bin lid get lifted up by the wind and split some faggots face open.....good times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 I saw a guy fall on his face in rebel sport yesterday. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 porkchop...you lead an interesting life. wrtie a book or have a movie made. or some shit. i need that kinda entertainment more often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 LAWL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 did you cry? is it ....time to die? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Last night, after leaving the pub, i went for a piss in an alley way, when I had finished i ran to catch up with my friends. I ran round the corner of the alleyway so fast, and there was a young woman on the blind side of the corner. My face smashed into hers so hard that she was knocked flying onto her back on the floor. My friends, on the other side of the road started laughing, I felt so bad, i stood her up and apologised profusely. She just started cursing at me in Russian or something. Thank god she wasn't a Londoner or I would have had to deal with her moaning. Then, after 5 years of abstainance, I ate 2 big macs in 3 minutes. They were great. My nose still hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 every few months i fall over on my bike while people are watching. who cares. haha, me too. But I don't really ride a bike that often so it's pretty bad. I like Flavicon's answer - if something really embarassing happens, just dance. Last weekend, I saw this girl at the bar that I used to sorta like, and she liked me a lot, years ago. Seeing how beautiful she still was, I approached, and got her name wrong. Then she told me that she had no idea who I was, and her friend had to remind her. I left the conversation really awkwardly, and now my ego is really blown. Even still, a few days later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Last night, after leaving the pub, i went for a piss in an alley way, when I had finished i ran to catch up with my friends. I ran round the corner of the alleyway so fast, and there was a young woman on the blind side of the corner. My face smashed into hers so hard that she was knocked flying onto her back on the floor. My friends, on the other side of the road started laughing, I felt so bad, i stood her up and apologised profusely. She just started cursing at me in Russian or something. Thank god she wasn't a Londoner or I would have had to deal with her moaning. Then, after 5 years of abstainance, I ate 2 big macs in 3 minutes. They were great. My nose still hurts. CONGRATS ON THE BIG MACS! I think I remember you hating on McDonald's on this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 They were fucking delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 its weird like that. take a fast food place you're kinda tired on. leave that shit alone for 6-8months. all of a sudden, next time its on, its suddenly magically great food. weird huh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 this morning whilst riding ma bike my path and another path were converging. there was this dude walking on the other path. if he didnt stop walking we would have collided, and dude seen this. so he slows down and allows me to pass, watching me while hes walking. and for no reason he trips and busts his shit on the path asphalt. he was distracted by me i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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