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First time my friends forgot to take the keys away from me was last night, and all I have to say is that was the most fun I've had in the last few months. Flying around trees at 80 mph, braking late and hard into turns.

 

I've never driven that fast through Canyon in my life... sucks that people die this way.

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Never was a fan of board games. I'll tell you tho, I'm questioning the entire sustem now that I've unlocked the matrix through six or seven guinesses and a few shots of jager.

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EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN

EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN

EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN

EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN

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one of my friends said he got pulled over and refused to take a breathalizer so they arrested him and in the car he pissed out everything in the cop car and got a clean result at the station... how does that work?

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That wont really work. It takes about an hour for your body to process a beer out. When i got arrested about 4 years ago for my dui, they didnt have the portable shit and took me to the station. The best i tried was breathing in and out really fast to see if that would filter out beer quicker. I guess it worked a little. I ended up being under the adult limit but over the minor limit by the time they got me to the machine.

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drunk driving sucks... i got a DUI...

and id hate to ever hurt someone cause of my drunk ass.

 

thats one reason i love sf and sht, the city is soooo easy to navigate get around without owning a car, and its inexpensive to boot! so you can get shitfaced and never worry about having to drive, chee hoo.

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Yeah Unc, true true. If I was still there, this thread would probably be about flying through friday traffic on road bicycles Racing friends between bars.

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I'm addicted to the fast lane. How do you kick the habbit? Can you lean off it like cigarettes, or must you kick it cold turkey like masturbation?

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EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN

EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN

EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN

EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN

 

WE DONT STEAL CARS

BUT WE DEAL HARD

WHIP IT REAL HARD

WHIP IT WHIP IT REAL HARD

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You'll get what's coming. My two friends who have cars and drink and drive both totalled their shit puttin their cars on glass. CARMA.

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You'll get what's coming. My two friends who have cars and drink and drive both totalled their shit puttin their cars on glass. CARMA.

 

Hahaha. I've had it coming for years and it's yet to happen. I've gotten out of arrests after being chased by cops, made it from SF to LV in seven hours, and now driven 80 mph on one of the scariest roads of the East Bay, intoxicated. All in my '89 Autobahn nazi car. What's that ancient proverb, "If you're born to hang, you'll never die in a gas-fed fireball of steel, leather, and sharded glass."

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Oh wow you drank 6 pints of guinness, give this man a medal, how could anybody possibly drink so much and drive after?

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