Jerm4 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 i twitch violently sometimes right before im about to fall asleep. like, spasms and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 EVERYNIGHT IM HUSTLING EVERYNIGHT IM HUSTLING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illkillyou Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 i hate laying in bed with another person' date=' unless its a king size bed....i need my space![/quote'] deff. i cant eather i have a bad habit it spread my self out over the bed. in the mornings i find me self in the weirdest posistion. but if im in the bed with another person they complain i kick them alot a dude needs his space!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GKJNSDKLFJGHSGB Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 i make omlets when i sleep. omlets with spam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Lately I've woken up because I in sleep I realize I'm dreaming of nonsense. It pisses me the fuck off because that's what dreaming is all about. Then I start thinking, and wont get a single bit of tiniest sleep for the night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 dreaming the phone is ringing but wake up and its your alarm clock and now your late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balki Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 "she has the jimmy legs" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 I FAINTED THE OTHER DAY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raw fish Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 I also twitch violently right before I fall asleep. Im pretty sure I drank a beer while sleeping once... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 I fuck sluts.... Wait actually I fuck sluts while they're asleep whoops.... Hooray for RAPE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odie Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 does any1 ever have a dream were there just falling or when they wake up and just feel like they wanna scream......i only drool when im extremly tired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 yeah i used to grind my teeth too..but when i was younger.. from stress have you ever accidently grinded your teeth? god thats a horrible feeling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 i knew a girl who grinded her teeth when she slept, but for some odd reason she only did it when she passed out after drinking too much that shit was so annoying, it made me so uncomfortable but i drool, niggas is drooling out here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 i drewl... i fucking hate when niggers snore. i need silence to think about girls i want to sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el hamburgler Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 i strangle people to death who make noise in their sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 I think you have ghosts. Or a poltergeist. Call TAPS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 jesus christ, my sleep last night was perverted as fuck. in my dreams i think i had consensual sex with a few ladies, but i remember raping some big tittied bitch in the back of her car. i had to rub one out real crucially when i woke up.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerm4 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 shocking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 No Porkschop, I'm not a guy , and I did share a room with my FEMALE cousin so we shared a bed. And I mean sleep like zzzzzz not sleep as in sex. damnit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 my family was so poor, we've slept in the same bed, car, etc. porkchop got a dirty mind? thizzface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 she almost sexed her cousin or something I don't know.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 that's been in the rumor mill. a whole thread dedicated to it. several pages. the details however are lost on me. not that i'd want to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 A few of my ex's have told me I eat the pu na na in my sleep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdjk1 Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 does any1 ever have a dream were there just falling or when they wake up and just feel like they wanna scream......i only drool when im extremly tired all of last week that happened at least once or twice. its pretty crazy. i think it has to do with like being active like running around and stuff like you know after you got off a roller coaster you still feel it like hours later who knows ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARRERO BEAST Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 swing my penix around in circles is my favorite sleep pastime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARRERO BEAST Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 yea.... like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crack Killz Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 one time my cousin punched me in the back really hard and apparantly she was having a dream that she was beating up some girl she hates. Then one day I had a dream I was choking and I woke up and her arm was lying across my neck. Bitch is crazy. you sleep with your fe-male cousin? I think everyone knows what im trying to say. :rolleyes: *EDIT nvm i read your comment :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 I drool alot in my sleep.. Also, people can wake me up and I'll have whole conversations with them then not remember a damn thing... do this on the phone too. One other thing is if you try and wake me up and I'm real tired i guess I start swingin at you and throwin shit, then don't remember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdjk1 Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 google penix copter ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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