mr.yuck Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Over the past few weeks some strange things have been going on in the bed. Recently I woke up when my girlfriend pelvic thrusted me in the nuts one night. Then right as i was about to fall back asleep she punched me right in the ass. Last night she said i was slapping her ass and talking gibberish in my sleep. She was hella pissed cuz it woke her up. Then later that night i got woken up by a shoe hitting me in the face. I was on the verge of punching her in the cunt until i realized she was still asleep. I dont even know how she would have gotten to a shoe considering she sleeps on the inside. Maybe i hit myself in the face with a shoe. Anything like this ever happen to anyone else. We are gonna need to get separate beds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 my girl says i talk in my sleep i drool a lot, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Defintely stay away from the nicotine patch. That shit will really have you doing crazy shit in your sleep.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 i usually am soo outcold when I'm asleep that I don't move all night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Feel Good Lost Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I sleep in the same position all night without moving. I've had girls that talk in their sleep, I fuck with them when they do. My borther used to have AWFUL sleepwalking habits, where he'd be up and about, eyes open, but dead asleep. Could still talk and engage in whatever, but be on another planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 last night i came in drunk at around 1ish and proceeded wake my lady friend up and get her aroused at which point i proceeded to pass out and start snoring. she was not very pleased with me this morning. i on the other hand think its one of the funniest things ive done in a while. i fucking rule. anyway...its a little off topic but it involved someone sleeping and people getting mad at each other so i figure its ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 i hate laying in bed with another person, unless its a king size bed....i need my space! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 My ex alway thought I was weird for sleeping face up with my legs crossed and my hands inter-twined across my chest...She said I looked like I was lying in a coffin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Google image: Lying in a coffin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 - i grit my teeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 one time my cousin punched me in the back really hard and apparantly she was having a dream that she was beating up some girl she hates. Then one day I had a dream I was choking and I woke up and her arm was lying across my neck. Bitch is crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 i usually sleep like a dead man. sometimes i wake up all panicky but the natural muscle relaxers are still in effect so i'm just kinda flopping around on my bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 my brother used to cuss in his sleep and get his ass beat by my moms the next morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 piss myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 26, 2006 Author Share Posted May 26, 2006 This girl manages to flop out in the middle of the bed every night leaving me like 15% to sleep on. I damn near need to sleep with one leg hanging off the bed to prop myself up. Shit is rediculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 i tend to grind my teeth very very loud and hard. even said to be audible from the next room when i do this... it especially gets bad when im stressed out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 i fantasize about pooing my pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 FYI. If you have a conversation with someone who is asleep, theyll ALWAYS tell the truth. I snore like a mofo. My girl buys me breathe right nasal strips its so bad. Last week she said I barked in my sleep acouple times...no fucking clue what that was about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 one time my cousin punched me in the back really hard and apparantly she was having a dream that she was beating up some girl she hates. Then one day I had a dream I was choking and I woke up and her arm was lying across my neck. Bitch is crazy. so wait? you sleep with your cousin too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 haha.. this post is hilirious.. i can just imagine.. when i was younger my bestfriend rolled on top of me..so i socked her in the head.. but i wasn't asleep.. and.. i spent the night with a male friend.. after a long night of partying..to wake up to him mumbling "oh baby yeah" and then.. grabbing me like a ragdoll and cuddling with me.. haha.. i quickly jumped out of bed.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 i just droo alot, and pop boners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 ^ haha hommie wasn't asleep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 sometimes when my lady is sleeping and shes snoring, i pinch her nose shut so she cant breath and the snoring eventaully stops. sometimes this routine of pinching and snoring goes on for hours, then i just wake her up and tell her to shut up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 ^ haha hommie wasn't asleep! yea, i do that on the subway alot too, especially when some jawn in a skirt sits across from me....whoaaaaaaaaaaa what color panties is she wearing??!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 i heard somewhere that farting in someones nose will cure snoring... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 i still want to know about the guy who shares a bed with his cousin??!?! --dELiSs-- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 i tend to grind my teeth very very loud and hard. even said to be audible from the next room when i do this... it especially gets bad when im stressed out my sister does this shit, everyone in the family can hear that shit, and the sound it makes is fucking awful. it's like fingers on a chalkboard. recently I keep turning to my left and hitting my head into the wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I wake up with my hands near or on my crouch. My girl wakes up sometimes and just laughs at me! I also snore when Im super tired. I also droll when Im super tired to. I dont do either when Im well rested! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 deliss is a girl, not a dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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