HAL Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 So I'm eating some burritos from Taco Bell, feeling extra tired and lethargic. Every fucking time i get a goddam burrito, of any variety from this godforsaken franchise, they can't seem to get all the ingredients to meld as one. Here I am, half way through a 7 layer, and I'm looking at a doughy sack filled with nothing but guacamole and sour cream. All the good shit was at the other end, and now I'm stuck with this crap. What the fuck. Let me ask. Who wants to eat a guacamole and sour cream filled burrito? No one. So I tossed this bullshit, and I'm moving on to the bean and cheese burrito. Again, the open end is filled with nacho cheese and nothing else. Judging by the weight, all the beans are on the other end, devoid of cheese. This is really starting to piss me right off. :hatred: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted May 26, 2006 Author Share Posted May 26, 2006 Fuck you Google Oner. I'm lining all your shit, stat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 you gotta take a fork, and after the initial first few bites, insert the fork into the exposed burrito, turn the fork clockwise, thus mixing the ingredients. theres a technique to this game playa. (ps - give up taco bell) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 all ingrediants added with a caulking gun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 including the meat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 i had a grilled stuffed chipotle burrito like that, the first half was mad dry, but when i stumbled across the the other end with all the chipotle saucy goodness it was like i won the lottery. thus making the burrito seem better then it really was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I ate a burrito recently; it had rice in it. Who puts rice in a fucking burrito? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 bunkass chipotle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 fuck taco bell. its all about 4 pound chipotle burritos. baja fresh is also the deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 PEOPLE AT TACO BELL DON'T GIVE A FUCK. THEY JUST THROW THAT SHIT ON THERE REAL QUICK BECAUSE THEY KNOW THERE'S ANOTHER 400 BURRITOS THEY GOTTA MAKE EXACTLY LIKE THAT FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. THEY'RE NOT GETTING PAID THAT MUCH SO THEY DON'T CARE, THEY JUST WANT THEIR PAYCHECK AT THE END OF THE WEEK. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU WERE AT A REAL MEXICAN RESTAURANT. YOU SHOULD SEE THE CHEESE THEY PUT ON THERE. COMES IN THAT SAME TYPE OF TUBE YOU USE TO PUT SEALANT BETWEEN SINKS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 i had the ceasar salad wrap at kfc and that shit was like 90% lettuce fuck that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 i have my own mystery of the universe: why is there nothing to do one weekend and the next weekend so much shit happening you couldn't possibly get to all of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Baja Fresh..Wooo woooooooooooooooooooooo.. Chipotle is only good for the Tacos..Those damn burritos are rediclulous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Who wants to eat a guacamole and sour cream filled burrito? No one. :hatred: sounds good to me ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 i have my own mystery of the universe: why is there nothing to do one weekend and the next weekend so much shit happening you couldn't possibly get to all of it i hate it when that happens. must have to do with the moons proximity to the earth, or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 sumpin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 i got one... ...when you HAVE a girl - all the breezelles are on tip. the minute you skert, >poof< gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 YUP ^^ it works both ways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I've been the happiest since I left my lady three weeks ago. Some of the girls I've dated are complete boneheads, but hey... I got laid two nights ago and counting...Till the next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARRERO BEAST Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 So I'm eating some burritos from Taco Bell, feeling extra tired and lethargic. Every fucking time i get a goddam burrito, of any variety from this godforsaken franchise, they can't seem to get all the ingredients to meld as one. Here I am, half way through a 7 layer, and I'm looking at a doughy sack filled with nothing but guacamole and sour cream. All the good shit was at the other end, and now I'm stuck with this crap. What the fuck. Let me ask. Who wants to eat a guacamole and sour cream filled burrito? No one. So I tossed this bullshit, and I'm moving on to the bean and cheese burrito. Again, the open end is filled with nacho cheese and nothing else. Judging by the weight, all the beans are on the other end, devoid of cheese. This is really starting to piss me right off. :hatred: this taco bell in minneapolis hates me for reasons such as that, i flipped out on them one night and started screaming about how they should know how to make a goddam burrito since they are from mexico then i demostrated how to properly make a burrito with one of my fucked up burritos. then i demanded new burritos properly made, which of course they fucked up which resulted with a repeat of the process of showing them how to make and roll burrito and me demanding new burritos, which of course they fucked up which resulted in me throwing the burritos at employees hitting 2 of them and breaking something then running out the store to my cousins waiting car. but why is it everytime you dont go out with your friends something great happens like free drinks all night at the bar or something of that kind but when you go out its just a normal night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 this book will answer all your questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 english muffin pizza's is wheres it at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PushbuttonWarfare Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Expecting competency from fast food chains is a losing battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 OK douchebags. heres the way to taco bell happiness. you order 2 bean burritos with extra sour cream and onions. and you order a regular nachos.. now you onwrap the burrito and you take the nacho chips and scoop the burrito make with the chips like a spoon. be sure to leave enough chips to span both burritos. its a decent nacho meal this way. beans, sourcream, onions, cheese, some shit sauce whatever they use......then when the tortilla is clean of all the goodies you roll it up nice and tight and dip it ion the nacho cheese from the regular nachos order. ive been doing this for like....13 years. so good. give it a try then compliument me on my genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 english muffin pizza's is wheres it at I can and have lived off these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 but why is it everytime you dont go out with your friends something great happens like free drinks all night at the bar or something of that kind but when you go out its just a normal night? Happens to me all the time "Oh yeah man, we went here, here, here, and scored this that and this....too bad you had to study for a final" fatbastard/victim of murphys law Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 ik can onluy see througu one eye. two is broken ...... have a good nigt h channel xerrro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted May 29, 2006 Author Share Posted May 29, 2006 They see me rollin they hatin they try to catch me ridin dirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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