geezpot Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 A rat/mouse poison in an aerosol caulking can, if you find a mouse hole then you spray this poisonous foam caulking deep in there and if they try and chew through it they obviously DOA. Not only does it fill the hole and insulate it but it also is less messy in comparison to a mouse trap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 except then you have dead mice rotting your walls but if you can make it so the mouse dries up superfast so ti don't smell you make a million Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Spaghetti popsicles. Ham and chocolate cereal. A treestump that children can play with. Suicide cigarettes (one per pack) Ravioli Ice-cubes. Cupcakes filled with mayonaise. Nunchucks that weigh 130lbs. A party drug that makes you go deaf and mute. Grenades that ooze glue when you pull the pin. Cats with no legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG HECZ Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 RICE? JAPANESE RICE WITH BUTTER ON TOP AND PORKCHOPS GO GOOD TOGETHER. from the guy that wants to invent a way to not allow junior/rookie members to post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shotgun Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- RESU NAME Rookie Posts: 34 Joined: Apr 2006 Status: Online Re: My body likes it soft served? - Today, 03:11 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- to bad you dont shit out liquid retard you piss it out. HAHAHHAHAHA Thats neck dawg. you do shit out liquid, it helps to hold the fiber together after you digest it. If you didn't shit out liquid, your ass would dry heave when you had to shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 A TV with a pager for the remote They already have this. Its like little beepers that you hook to various things you lose all the time; keys, remotes, your mind. Then it has a master control thing. You push the button with the picture of what you are looking for and your shit starts beeping. I need one of these so bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 A tie with a plastic inner lining allowing the tie to be fillled with mustard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I can't believe you guys are sleeping on legless cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 ^^^ive never thought of that before! Snake-Cats on a plane! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Nah, nothing like that. They just sorta sit there and wiggle and cry and shit. Then you give them to your 7 year old niece and she cries, too. Then you laugh at both of them and thank god that you're not a legless cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 ...Ham and chocolate cereal. ... mmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 + = will that shit ever come off the granite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 get paint thinner or xylene quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 i invented the kfc bowls before they came out on the market too bad i kept such a secret to myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 so you put that shit on some ziti or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Yeah, what were you tryin to do there porky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 seriously having to looking at that shit is bumming me out, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 rasberry coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 super krink mop thingy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 this is why you don't clean your frying pan with krink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upup&away Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 your kitchens on broke status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phax Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Well i heard that you can't get maple syrup in australia, so i got this plan to take like an oil tanker full of the shit over there and make bank.. not quite an invention and why tell you this? so you can do it and laugh in my face cause life sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 i invented the multi purpose stick, you can do all kind of shit with it. you can use it to push open doors, you can use it to pick up things that have loops that are out of reach of your hand, you can adjust your curtains with it, the list goes on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man with the Answers Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I want to invent a machine that makes homemade beef jerky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool Water Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 you can already get helicopters with ejector seats. Seeing as the helicopter will crash anyway when you hit eject the wings on top blow off and then you get ejected in on piece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 HAHAHAHA..the jackrag,coming to stores near you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el hamburgler Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 i invented the multi purpose stick, you can do all kind of shit with it. you can use it to push open doors, you can use it to pick up things that have loops that are out of reach of your hand, you can adjust your curtains with it, the list goes on GENIUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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