Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Some guy bumped into me the other day, so I followed him home, tied him up, and made him watch while I burned his 3 kids to death and raped his wife, then beat her into a coma. Then I kicked him in the nuts. The internet is awesome. *Oh, yeah, and I burned the house down too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Some guy bumped into me the other day, so I followed him home, tied him up, and made him watch while I burned his 3 kids to death and raped his wife, then beat her into a coma. Then I kicked him in the nuts. The internet is awesome. *Oh, yeah, and I burned the house down too. Flicks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 I took some, but I actually broke my camera by beating some old bitch with it on my way home. I'm way tough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 I took some, but I actually broke my camera by beating some old bitch with it on my way home. I'm way tough. You are, I am locking my door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 hahaha. Im locking my door too. Crazy ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 And running you over when I see you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 RNO.... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foneiz2 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 it was a joke. but running someone over would be a pretty crazy way to get revenge. just for the record i dont do revenge because i..... well i cant do it really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Get his myspace password and post pics of him so we can photoshop pink dildos poking his eye . thatll show him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 find him and do what he did to you. but do it better, take the teeth he fucked up on you out of his head with a rusty pliers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 give him AIDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 aids makes santana cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 You wanna know what to do? Anytime you or one of your friends see the dude, you just walk up to him and punch him dead in the fuckin face. This works really good if you get your friend's friends, and thier friends, and so on and so forth to all do it too. Pretty soon dude will be gettin punched by so many people he'll be terrified to even leave the house, nevermind ever go to a party again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el hamburgler Posted May 26, 2006 Author Share Posted May 26, 2006 my friends were downstairs... i was up gettin vodka in the kitchen. i aint cryin either just wanna see what people say and cash it was somewhere in the sunset...not exactly sure where Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.88 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Ever seen American History X? Anyhow... Make him bite the curb and then stomp on the back of his head while he does... Or find a grimey muthafucker that'll take his manhood from him for a few bucks... Yaddada? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 pee in his butt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 seriously.. Get invited to his house, give him food laced with laxative/lace his foods w/ laxative, break the chain in his toilet and leave him an upper-decker after ripping the chain out..Then as your leaving..elbow to the esophugus, brick through the his windshield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 The dentist appointment(s) will not pleasent belive me, it's a must that you get this fucker back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livetodestro Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 so i got sucker punched at this party and i was way too fucked up to function. i had never even met him before and he just walks up and breaks 2 of my teeth and gives me 3 stitches...good thing i didnt feel it. gimme smoe suggestions of how to fuck him up worse... i was thinkin break both his legs or somethn. maybe kill his parents I had a tooth knocked back like that once. It split my toung. Still have a scarred toung. Doc at the ER pulled the tooth back straight by hand though and it healed fine. You might want to look into that. Hope it's not too late for you to get it fixed so easily. Oh yeah... brass knuckles (for your revenge). Or a madball.:beat: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livetodestro Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Ever seen American History X? Anyhow... Make him bite the curb and then stomp on the back of his head while he does... "DOC MARTIN DENTAL PLAN"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Get him drunkerd and dig a hole and put him in it up to his head, then fill it up again, then it's up to you anything involving shaving or hot sauce would be gold! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el hamburgler Posted May 26, 2006 Author Share Posted May 26, 2006 yeah i got the teeth fixed by now but i have this fuckin brace for a month not and no nerves in my teeth. got hella nitrous at the dentists so i didnt feel it. my teefs gonna turn black in about a year and fucking 3600 BUCKS TO GET THEM REPLACED. THEN ABOUT 5-10 YEARS LATER I NEED CAPS WHICH WILL BE HELLA MORE. so far he has recieved one out of many more beatings to come. just a broken eye socket this time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 what ever happend to the good ol seek and beat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 yeah i got the teeth fixed by now but i have this fuckin brace for a month not and no nerves in my teeth. got hella nitrous at the dentists so i didnt feel it. my teefs gonna turn black in about a year and fucking 3600 BUCKS TO GET THEM REPLACED. THEN ABOUT 5-10 YEARS LATER I NEED CAPS WHICH WILL BE HELLA MORE. so far he has recieved one out of many more beatings to come. just a broken eye socket this time dude no worries... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 what you gotta do is kick him in the nads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el hamburgler Posted May 26, 2006 Author Share Posted May 26, 2006 dude no worries... sweeeet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 broseph are u serious? chances are if u need advice on how to get someone back for sucker pounching you you are probably better off not doing shit cuz u might end up in jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 make sure youre grill is platinum boss mang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ckit Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 take him to court. beating him up is not going to be the better choice down the road when you have to pay all your medical yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 take him to court. beating him up is not going to be the better choice down the road when you have to pay all your medical yourself. Thats why you gotta make him pay his medical too. two bads makes it good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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