alure Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Okay post shit that bugs you about your work, people you work with..managers.. all the bullshit you have to deal with day to day.. and i dont give a fuck if there was already a thread on this..HERES A NEW ONE... So lastnight when Im closing up, one of the girls ask me if she can forward me a few emails from support.. I said sure.. considering I had kept up with them from 3-11..and responded to all the customers.. I come in this morning..and check support..tons of emails that need to be responded to, check my other email..that bitch has the nerve to forward me 40 fucking emails that she hadnt done.. Yeah fucking right.. after I kept up with all my work.. I'm not here to pick up your lazy ass's slack.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 throw a ninja star at her face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted May 24, 2006 Author Share Posted May 24, 2006 nah ill just put laxatives in her green tea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 syran wrap the toilet after you poison her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Today at work I: -Watched 3 episodes of Justice League Unlimited (Youtube) -Watched 3 episodes of Superman the Animated Series (Youtube) -Slept for over an hour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wreck.One Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 I landed a contract with the state of Illinois to expand our banking there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 She belittles you. Thats worse than a kick in the nads man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 I hate where i work.....an 80% abandoned business park. All the IT, RD, MIT, Scientist assholes i have to sell stuff to (they can sense my ability to get laid and party so they make it difficult for me to close a deal) my boss---> cheapskate, gives minimal direction to me, stiffed me on health benefits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 I selfemployed before I went all Columbine. I making around the same as I did when I left about 9 months ago. But I wake every day, chilled the fuck out, no office politics to stress about, man its not as daunting as you imagine it will be, but I'm my own motherfucker. Like I said, making around the same as I did when I left, but work is a constant, a bit more self discipline , and I'm free! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 on a positive note,. today at work we have digital cable but they didnt know how to hook it up to the tv.. But I fixed it so now im days will be spent watching daytime soaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 on a positive note,. today at work we have digital cable but they didnt know how to hook it up to the tv.. But I fixed it so now im days will be spent watching daytime soaps. Your brain is gonna rot. I work with immigrants only. That can be sometimes good, and sometimes bad. Either way, the boss is a fuckhead who doesn't like me because I'm not Muslim (well, that's one reason, I think). Good thing I'm out of there whenever I feel like going in there and saying "fuck you, I quit". Which is extremely soon. Oh, and fuck young people who are from, like, Afghanistan, and think Afghanis invented everything ever made. And that every legend and song and poem from every culture was bitten off them. Who the fuck teaches them this shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 sometimes.... whilst at work... I wanna punch the ching chomg behind me... smack the wanna be fugly ass janky toothed wannabe j-lo right next to me... an choke slam the fatty boom batty across from me aka my boss.... these bitchs... Iv had more college than all of them put together.... yet they always tryna act like im some flunkie go-fer.... only thing that keeps me here..... is the $$$$... I like money. plus Im witty an make em look stupid alll the time.... good times.. roll with it. its only 8 hours a day..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Daytime soaps? Come on man. That shit is foul. I caught like 5 minutes of one of those in the break room because the chicks at work dominate the fucking TV.....fucking MERMAID beefing with human broad over fucking this one dude. I hate work, the person who works my position before me takes 2 hour lunches, doesn't do a fucking thing for for the first 4 hours of her shift,......so I end up doing her work and mine. And they had the fucking nerve to tell me to pick up the pace....suck a dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted May 25, 2006 Author Share Posted May 25, 2006 I like money. plus Im witty an make em look stupid alll the time.... quote] haha.. yeah..pretty much people here at work know i wont put up with attitudes..with my employees or customers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Daytime soaps? Come on man. That shit is foul.it was a joke.. ill be watching the movie channels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 today is going to be an over 20 hour day. Top that? On the upside, I'm drinking beer at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted May 25, 2006 Author Share Posted May 25, 2006 niceee.. we only get to do that when they have a holiday party..and who ever is working gets to go up there and bring back down beers.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 I'm really tryin to stop complaining about work, because I do it too much. I'm tryin to be more positive about it because I guess it could be worse somewhere else... The worst part is that my boss is making a nail tech work and shes got ringworm on her entire right arm, calf, and lower back. So if someone could top that, please do tell..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 ps- ringworm is highly contagious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 fuck that. send that shit back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 yuck oops she just all rubbed into your sandwich. you gonna eat that? nah , i know you don't get a break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 she asked me to give her a quick chair massage the other day, and I know its not on her neck, but after i was done with the massage i washed my hands a bunch of times and couldnt stop scratching. :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintfetish Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 customer service Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Today at work I: -Watched 3 episodes of Superman the Animated Series (Youtube) -Slept for over an hour HELL YES! You need to watch batman as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 I work in an office with 50+ year old women and then a guy and girl in their 30's. The 50 year old women are cool by me.. but the other two spend their days talking about Eminem's marriage, American Idol and 'that crazy myspace thing that's all over the news'. It's hell. I hate it. I'd rather be washing skyscraper windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 yteh works pretty boring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 she asked me to give her a quick chair massage the other day, and I know its not on her neck, but after i was done with the massage i washed my hands a bunch of times and couldnt stop scratching. :shook: i got you a present Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 HELL YES! You need to watch batman as well. :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 today is going to be an over 20 hour day. Top that? Talk to me when you do at least one 34 hour day a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upup&away Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 I work with a bunch of people who take shortcuts all day and make my end of the job a living hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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