GLIK$ Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 http://www.fucknorrisfacts.com/ Look at the haters. Even though some of them are funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Fuck Chuck Norris Facts Lets get this party started in here.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Fuck Chuck Norris Facts 1.Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home. hahaha that's just great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Fuck Chuck Norris Facts 8. A Chinaman once told Chuck Norris that his penis was small during a karate tournament. i like this one because its a really, really shit joke. im glad this site came along. at this point the holocaust is funnier than chuck norris jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Fuck Chuck Norris Facts "Chuck Norris once had sex with a man, not because he was gay, but because he had run out of women. When he let the man cum in his mouth, that was because he was gay." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Fuck Chuck Norris Facts " Chuck Norris has no friends on Myspace. Not Even Tom. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Fuck Chuck Norris Facts God, I'm sick of hearing about Chuck Norris. Walker, Texas Ranger is a hilarious show, but c'mon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raw fish Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Fuck Chuck Norris Facts Thank you! I needed that... I hate that fucker and his HUGE upper lip... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Fuck Chuck Norris Facts Chuck Norris once fought Vin Diesel... and got absolutely fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Fuck Chuck Norris Facts If you yell "Chuck Norris" into the Grand Canyon, it echoes back "is a pussy." Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because hunting implies that you might kill something. Chuck Norris goes bird watching. Chuck Norris came up with the idea for his look after many years studying the Brawny paper towel man. haha im a fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted May 24, 2006 Author Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Fuck Chuck Norris Facts When Chuck Norris and Christy Brinkley make Total Gym commercials, Christy uses a higher setting. And spots him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS. Chuck Norris folds pocket aces pre-flop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Re: Fuck Chuck Norris Facts God, I'm sick of hearing about Chuck Norris. Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 walker is an alright show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimereligion Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 read the mini bios and facts (real facts) on this page. they'll explain why chuck norris has fans. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001569/bio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 ha there is some crappy chuck norris movie on ondemand right now for comcast its some shit about a retarded kid beating up bullies with his hero chuck norris, i had forgotten about him until that and now this please stop talking about him life is so much better when i can make myself forget about him and belive he doesn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 A shepherd once accidentally spilled his coffee on Chuck Norris' lap. Chuck Norris went to the man's field and fucked every one of his sheep. Chuck Norris wasn't trying to get back at him, he just loves to fuck sheep. Chuck Norris was born Chuck Stevens but took his wife's name when they were married. Chuck Norris always insists that he's joking when he sniggers in his camp voice, "I'm going outside to have a fag, and then I'm going to have a cigarette." But we all know he's not joking. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerm4 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Who do you think would win in a fight: Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal? p.s. you have to factor in that seagal is not as good at karate but tends to use guns more... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimereligion Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Who do you think would win in a fight: Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal? p.s. you have to factor in that seagal is not as good at karate but tends to use guns more... seagal would win.. even without the guns. he has a 7th dan in aikido. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 norris hands down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 this is worth debating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerm4 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 i'd have to go with chuck norris. a roundhouse kick to the face from norris would make even the toughest cranium implode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 boogie norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 fuck these jokes suck so bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 steven seagal squints his eyes to try to look asian. steven seagal also has a big stomach, so him doing that martial arts these days is hardly believable. steven seagal isn't athletic, he just moves his hands real fast and breaks necks and wrists while the camera angles moves fast. steven seagal wore a du-rag in that retarded movie with ja rule because he has a receding hairline. just some things i noticed and wanted to point out. i also think deep down inside, david carradine, steven seagal, and chuck norris wish they were asian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 did you actually see that movie he did with ja rule? the scence where ja rule is thrown from the car into a stack of computers... that was seriously funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 yeah i saw it. and it was a dumb ass movie. i don't even remember what exactly it was about since i lost interest. it was just more of a washed up action hero resorting to doing a movie with two rappers that can't act playing the roles of hardcore gangsters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncle-boy Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 stolen from the comic thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Steven Segal would dominate Chuck Norris. Being fat doesn't matter.. there are no strikes in Aikido. You just wait until someone attacks, use their momentum against them and shatter their limbs. It's what they teach police in Japan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 wait there is a mover where ja rule gets thrown into a stack of computers i cant wait to fucking see this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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