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1.Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home.

 

 

hahaha that's just great

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8. A Chinaman once told Chuck Norris that his penis was small during a karate tournament.

 

i like this one because its a really, really shit joke.

 

im glad this site came along. at this point the holocaust is funnier than chuck norris jokes.

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"Chuck Norris once had sex with a man, not because he was gay, but because he had run out of women. When he let the man cum in his mouth, that was because he was gay."

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" Chuck Norris has no friends on Myspace. Not Even Tom. "

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Thank you! I needed that... I hate that fucker and his HUGE upper lip...

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Chuck Norris once fought Vin Diesel... and got absolutely fucked up.

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If you yell "Chuck Norris" into the Grand Canyon, it echoes back "is a pussy."

 

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because hunting implies that you might kill something. Chuck Norris goes bird watching.

 

Chuck Norris came up with the idea for his look after many years studying the Brawny paper towel man.

 

haha im a fan

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When Chuck Norris and Christy Brinkley make Total Gym commercials, Christy uses a higher setting. And spots him.

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ha there is some crappy chuck norris movie on ondemand right now for comcast its some shit about a retarded kid beating up bullies with his hero chuck norris, i had forgotten about him until that and now this please stop talking about him life is so much better when i can make myself forget about him and belive he doesn't exist.

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A shepherd once accidentally spilled his coffee on Chuck Norris' lap. Chuck Norris went to the man's field and fucked every one of his sheep. Chuck Norris wasn't trying to get back at him, he just loves to fuck sheep.

 

Chuck Norris was born Chuck Stevens but took his wife's name when they were married.

 

Chuck Norris always insists that he's joking when he sniggers in his camp voice, "I'm going outside to have a fag, and then I'm going to have a cigarette." But we all know he's not joking.

 

:lol:

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Who do you think would win in a fight: Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal?

 

p.s. you have to factor in that seagal is not as good at karate but tends to use guns more...

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Who do you think would win in a fight: Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal?

 

p.s. you have to factor in that seagal is not as good at karate but tends to use guns more...

 

 

seagal would win.. even without the guns. he has a 7th dan in aikido.

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i'd have to go with chuck norris. a roundhouse kick to the face from norris would make even the toughest cranium implode.

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steven seagal squints his eyes to try to look asian. steven seagal also has a big stomach, so him doing that martial arts these days is hardly believable. steven seagal isn't athletic, he just moves his hands real fast and breaks necks and wrists while the camera angles moves fast. steven seagal wore a du-rag in that retarded movie with ja rule because he has a receding hairline.

 

just some things i noticed and wanted to point out.

 

i also think deep down inside, david carradine, steven seagal, and chuck norris wish they were asian.

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