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Guest nutsonmychin!

they messed up my omelete, made it with bacon.

 

i am eating it.

 

mmmmmmmmmm bacon.

 

i want a hat made of bacon. maybe a bacon cell phone.

 

mar, hey mar, i am eating BACON.

 

eat bacon MAR. do it.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

Your going to HELL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

See you there.

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Guest nutsonmychin!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

 

 

 

bacon.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

 

 

 

bacon.

 

 

Mmmmmmmmm

 

 

Eternal Damnation

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:hatred: :hatred:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Still have time if you let Jesus inside of you.

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i have not eaten bacon in ten years and 7 months

 

but i'm still going straight to H E double hockey sticks

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Guest nutsonmychin!

actually, i really dropped the ball on saturday, when i had crab cakes served on a bed of sweet corn and bacon.

 

and the corn tasted like bacon. and i couldnt believe what an amazing thing that was. and i thought about, what if everything tasted like bacon.

 

so, when they screwed up my omelette i took it as a sign,.

 

a bacony sign.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

Bacon is over rated, turkey bacon is the new steez.

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remember back in grade school when it was funny to write 7734 on your calculator and turn it upside down?

 

teeeheeee heee it says hELL

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what's funny to me about this fake bacon, i don't remember.

 

 

fakon3.jpg

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Guest nutsonmychin!

there were all kinds a things you could right, calculator? nerd? we did it to eachothers pagers!?!?

 

haha. calculator.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro
what's funny to me about this fake bacon, i don't remember.

 

 

fakon3.jpg

 

 

 

 

Its made from veggies and egg whites?

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Guest nutsonmychin!

if it's major,

 

hit me on my pager

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Guest nutsonmychin!

ring ring ring my telephone

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oh holla.

 

 

yeah sneak, it's bogus bacon.

 

made form eggs and veggies and some chemicals

no worse than regular bacon.

 

and if you havent had bacon in a decade, it'll taste just like it

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Guest nutsonmychin!

gluten keeps ya tootin

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oh holla.

 

 

yeah sneak, it's bogus bacon.

 

made form eggs and veggies and some chemicals

no worse than regular bacon.

 

and if you havent had bacon in a decade, it'll taste just like it

 

 

 

I like how those Morning Veggie things say 100% vegan on it but its made from egg whites. Have a Vegan friend who gets so pissed about shit like that.........but then again he is emo as well............

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nope, they say 100% vegetarian

 

vegetarian can be specified as lacto-veg, meaning you still eat dairy, but it doesn't have to be anti-lacto to be vegetarian

 

vegans always get uppity about that shit

it's because not having animal products makes them cranky and superior, and apparently diminishes their ability to read ingredient lists and instead trust advertising

 

wokkawokka

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Guest R@ndomH3ro
nope, they say 100% vegetarian

 

vegetarian can be specified as lacto-veg, meaning you still eat dairy, but it doesn't have to be anti-lacto to be vegetarian

 

vegans always get uppity about that shit

it's because not having animal products makes them cranky and superior, and apparently diminishes their ability to read ingredient lists and instead trust advertising

 

wokkawokka

 

 

Yeah he gets pissed about a lot of things, he also does a lot of research. Like this dude only drinks certian beers because of the brewing process that they use. Me I could really careless, I eat triple cheeseburgers all day....

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jebus.

 

i pay attention to what i put in my body, but i also ride a bike with no brakes and no helmet

caring that much would definitely make me kill myself.

 

i made cookies for a bunch of people this xmas, and i was gonna make some for my vegan buddy too, but i bought margarine that actually had about 1% dairy product in it.

i was all 'fuck this shit' and just sent him a card instead.

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doit7cq.jpg

 

Ive eaten bacon before. My father took a fatty veal sholder and smoked it then we fried it up like bacon. Its good stuff.

 

Oh and i eat that morning star stuff all the time. It stinks up the kitchen though.

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