Grimes Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 I'm ambidextrous(sp?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 95% of the shit i post in here is not true. never happened. i just say it to entertain myself while i am at work. sorry. SO FUCKING YOUR COUSIN, GETTING HIT THE FACE WITH MY COCK, AND BEING AN UGLY BITCH ARE IN THE 5% RIGHT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 who are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 I HAVE FANTASIES ABOUT RUBBING MY PENIS ALL OVER PORKCHOPS PUFFY ASS LIPS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 almost all the time i see someone mention 'porkchop'...i get flashbacks of intermediate school, we had this really fucked up semi-deformed fat kid named pork chop...well we nick named him that. but word...so it just strikes me funny i always see people typin about how they wanna do this that or this and that to her *random part of anatomy* cuz i just think of those guys doing that to the pork chop i knew in 7th grade...damn that kid was funny. had a terrible speach problem too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 so you pretty much pretend to hate cacash but really want to jump his dick dont be mad cuz yer ugly...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 i have a freckle on the tip of my penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 in a simpsons episode, mrburns was trying to get people to like him or some shit, i don't remember but they were all at the arena/stadium whatever the crowd started booing the shit that burns had done or whatever and burns is all whaaa??? and his assitant says they're saying 'burns' like booourns as in, they are booing the fuck out of him, he's thinking they are loving it i think it was the one with the film festival and the critic. After his movie they are all like BOOO and he was like are you saying Burns or Boo Urns? and hans moleman is like i was saying boo urns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 i have a freckle on the tip of my penis. dude its the confessions thread, its ok to say its a herpe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAMER Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 its not? i once poured mustard on the floor and sed the dog had shat and it got in loads of trouble, fuckin bastard chewed my donatello and ate shreddars helmet haha im sorry i just had to bring this over, thats some funny stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 this page three is fuckin comedy....sorry ya'll but bump.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Car2nist Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 i enjoy talking about eating alot around fat people... i like the look they give me. i too fart in church... whenever i go, twice a year, easter and christmas. ...and sometimes i miss the 'right hole' on purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Car2nist Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 oh... and... when i fart under the covers... ...i go under to sniff it, just once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 i have bodies of dead childrens hidden under my floor boards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 I just confessed to my dad that I punched a whole threw the glass and my tachometer on my dash split my hand open its all good... did you end up fighting him on the front lawn? Did the neighbors see? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 i'm secretly impressed that this dude i believe is digging me, is opening up for Korn and Def Tones this Sunday at the Family Values tour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 i'm secretly impressed that this dude i believe is digging me' date=' is opening up for Korn and Def Tones this Sunday at the Family Values tour.[/quote'] im not opening for anyone on sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 mexicans are sneaky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 hahahaha. at first he was a fucking creep, and now well he's decent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 im not opening for anyone on sunday. oh. is that a confession? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 I'm going to fuck your girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 i'm going to put my finger in someone's butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 I'm falling for a girl I have little or no chance with, And she's falling for me too. And it hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odd.pr0ject Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 I have a video of grits peeing in your butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 I'm falling for a girl I have little or no chance with, And she's falling for me too. And it hurts. huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 I'm falling for a girl I have little or no chance with, And she's falling for me too. And it hurts. awww, maybe you should pee in her butt and show her some nOOdz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Nevermind my last post, problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump47 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 I was in a hospital for Anger management when I was 16 for fighting a cop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump47 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 I stold five thousand dollars from some dude at a party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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