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I've thought about killing everyone I know at one point or another.

Even my best friends.

 

 

 

You need to accept Jesus inside of you.

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masturbating at work is hilarious for some reason.

i knew a guy who got caught by his janitor. oop.

 

lots of people think/fantasize about mass murder.

 

 

roofie are one thing i actually haven't done, fuck that shit.

 

 

i'm listening to At the Gates

that's my bird

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masturbating at work is hilarious for some reason.

i knew a guy who got caught by his janitor. oop.

 

lots of people think/fantasize about mass murder.

 

 

roofie are one thing i actually haven't done, fuck that shit.

 

 

i'm listening to At the Gates

that's my bird

 

 

 

At The Gates = Rock

 

Didnt they change there name to The Haunted?

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someone on here bitching at me for liking them so much mentioned that

 

since i am no longer all about finding new music, i was not aware of that

so i'll have to check em out.

 

 

Who bitched about At The Gates? They should be beaten

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nothing wrong with a little cushion for the pushin.....

 

 

 

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uhm.. its not a confession.. but i have an obsessive compulsive habit of making paper boats out of any rectangular paper i see .

 

and i went cam[ing last year and me and a buddy got drunk and randomly ran around at 3 a.m peeing in peoples tents with them sleeping in them....we had about 30 colt 45 40 ounces that weekend..

he passed out and i took a leak in his tent and he woke up soaked...so i told him he must have spilled his 40 on the tent last night.

 

 

and another time i got bored on a plane flight and decided to kill some time buy masterbating in the bathroom for twenty minutes..

 

and another time i dropped a stinkbomb in church

 

i seem to always fart whenever i stand next to one of my coworkers, and i put in about 2 hours of work in an 8 hour day... anddd sometimes i kill time in the bathroom too

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i found a hundred dollar bill in the backseat of my dad's car. i took it, and then said i found it on the ground at the 49ers game.

 

my parents took it from me.

 

assholes.

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shark' date=' go send girls flowers.[/quote']

 

Jealous that the flowers arent for you?

I also confess that I really enjoy playing God when it comes to whether or not I'm going to answer my phone.

 

 

".......Hmmmmmm. Today is not the day I answer the phone for you. Today is not your day."

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