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fuck going to the bishop or priest or whatever, post em here.

 

lets see, here is mine: i was messin with my friends GI JOE about 8 years ago, and i broke it, instead of telling him i put it under the leg of a chair so it looked like someone else did it.

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I had sex with a fat girl the other day. Sometimes I just like to fuck a chubby bitch. Fuck off.

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i dont know fatties arent my schtick. i did one once, barely got off my nut, and then bounced out real quick-like. ill leave them for you cats^

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Everyone did at least one fat girl, give us something better.

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What constitutes a fat chick between a chubby chick?

 

10 pounds

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but i mean, some girls are chubby and big, but then there are legit fat chicks.

 

So when dudes talk about doing a fat chick, i want to know how fat the girls are.

 

Because there is no way in hell i could ever nut with the "grocery store cashier" type fat chick. It would be impossible, and hopefully others share this moral with me.

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If you were messing with GI joes eight years ago how old does that make you?? Like 15??

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I backed into someones car when I was 16. It put a huge hole in my rear bumper. I came home and parked on the street, and my mom wakes me up the next day like "Someone hit you!" and i was like "uhhh.....yeah i guess". One day I'll tell you the truth mom

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i had this rich spoiled friend who would steal mad money from his parents and i incrementally funded a NES system for me and my brother. i was 9 or 10 and it was one of my first experiences with stealing.

 

 

sorry ben

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I confess i don't want any of you to know my darker secrets

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nothing wrong with a little cushion for the pushin.....

 

 

 

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uhm.. its not a confession.. but i have an obsessive compulsive habit of making paper boats out of any rectangular paper i see .

 

and i went cam[ing last year and me and a buddy got drunk and randomly ran around at 3 a.m peeing in peoples tents with them sleeping in them....we had about 30 colt 45 40 ounces that weekend..

he passed out and i took a leak in his tent and he woke up soaked...so i told him he must have spilled his 40 on the tent last night.

 

 

and another time i got bored on a plane flight and decided to kill some time buy masterbating in the bathroom for twenty minutes..

 

and another time i dropped a stinkbomb in church

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ill second that.

 

 

ive also been listening to The Darkness for the past half hour.

 

 

Awww dude that is disgusting...

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yyyyyears ago, before i had my own car, my mom would let me drive hers when she wasn't using it. she went out of town one weekend, and left me with the car. on the way to the beach one morning i bumped into the trailer hitch of an suv, which left a wedge-shaped dent in the front of my mom's bumper. she came back to town and i never said anything. she didn't notice it until about a week later when she had asked my brother to go to the grocery store. she got super pissed and blamed him for it, they got into a huge fight and all sorts of drama ensued over the dent because she didn't believe him when he said he didn't do it. she was convinced that he had run the lawn mower into her car, i suggested that maybe someone hit it with a shopping cart but i never admitted to causing the dent.

 

am i going to hell?

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In 8th grade I would sneak into my friends hot sister's room and sniff her panties.

 

guilty

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yyyyyears ago, before i had my own car, my mom would let me drive hers when she wasn't using it. she went out of town one weekend, and left me with the car. on the way to the beach one morning i bumped into the trailer hitch of an suv, which left a wedge-shaped dent in the front of my mom's bumper. she came back to town and i never said anything. she didn't notice it until about a week later when she had asked my brother to go to the grocery store. she got super pissed and blamed him for it, they got into a huge fight and all sorts of drama ensued over the dent because she didn't believe him when he said he didn't do it. she was convinced that he had run the lawn mower into her car, i suggested that maybe someone hit it with a shopping cart but i never admitted to causing the dent.

 

am i going to hell?

 

 

No but your not going to wake up tomorrow...

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